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Ego Shmego (limerick)

Updated on February 24, 2013

Eat your hearts out girls

Some say I have really big ego

Okay I am my best amigo

Till jealous wife fussed

To fix this I must

So to head adjustment do we go


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      Dorothy Saltel 20 months ago

      This is a much food for thought Limerick. I love the humor here.

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      Wayne Barrett 5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Very clever, Martin. Thanks for the chuckle! Wayne

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      George Kastanza? No wonder!

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Ha ha brilliant martin; I loved this one and keep them coming.


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      lol This was amusing and that pic.... lol

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      kjforce 5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99....Next time, please give warning....Now that I have taken my head out of the can...I have NEVER liked this man...he was on Seinfeld..couldn't stand him...appreared in a movie with Richard Gere..was his attorney, I did about type cast..he always plays an A**..BUT..I did love your limerick...

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      Eric T. Shortridge 5 years ago from MidWest

      I've always love that pic :) Good STUFF

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      Vinaya Ghimire 5 years ago from Nepal

      You always have perfect for your limericks.

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That was a great one!

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 5 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      What fun! Love the photo, too.

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      That sounds like a plan...I may suggest to some I know...

      Sending you Angels this afternoon :) ps

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      ARUN KANTI CHATTERJEE 5 years ago from KOLKATA

      Enjoyed the limerick. Thank you.

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      Joanne M Olivieri 5 years ago

      Thanks for the early morning smile :)

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      DJ Anderson 5 years ago

      Love the limerick and the photo!

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Yeah, that photo rocks!

      Next time ... ditch the socks!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Great funny one.

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      Ghaelach 5 years ago

      Morning Martin.

      Nice one.

      In such cases you need an understanding wife, especially when your camera isn't working properly and taking bad photo's like that.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I don't know which was funnier, the limerick or the picture. Combined they were great!

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      Hahaha, yes those egos do get big . . . but you wouldn't know a thing about those . . . LOL I was just reminded of one of your comments way back when.

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      lol.. my husband may need a head adjustment soon.. sounds like a good idea.. lol