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Encounter With A Male Stripper

Updated on December 11, 2011

The Encounter

It was a balmy Friday evening the air was so thick you could cut it with a knife. Wishing that any type of wind would come through I had to run to the mall to pick up a few things before they closed. Victoria's Secret has always been my favorite place to bury myself and I could spend countless hours in there if time allowed. Grabbing the keys to the car I rushed quickly out the door in anticipation that I would not run into any type of traffic as that would only delay what needed to accomplished. It was already seven o'clock and the mall closed at nine. I was thirty five minutes away and time could not be wasted. Listening to oldies I approached the mall and scurried around slowly trying to find a parking space, "at last" , I said to myself a parking space. Grabbing my purse and locking the door with the key-less remote I hurried along remembering that I had to come back through Macy's as that is where I had parked. Walking briskly through Macy's out of the corner of my eye I noticed the male stripper wearing a pair of 501 Jeans and a White T-Shirt his rock hard muscles glistening as the reflection of the department store lights bounced off of his arms. Looking at that almost made me realize what I was there to do so I hurried along out through the massive doors which dumped out into the mall. God only knows I hated to rush, but when you have family, work and other agendas it appears that time is so limited. I approached Spencer's knowing they had a few gag gifts that I had to purchase as the party we were going to attending was the following day so we certainly did not have time to shop. Once inside I ran into the male stripper again, was he following me? I didn't notice him as I raced through the mall so maybe it was a figment of my imagination. Grabbing the shot glasses and the doll I approached the counter and non-chalantly asked , " Did you by chance see the gentleman in the White T-Shirt and 501 Blue Jeans?", I asked the girl at the counter. " Yes I did,", she replied. I knew then it wasn't a figment of my imagination and certainly he had been following me through the mall. Making a phone call to my husband as the transaction was completed I marched out the door to Victoria's Secret, my husband knew I had to stop there as I could not go to the mall without going into Victoria's Secret to purchase perfume, body sprays, or lingerie. Walking briskly and not paying attention I bumped right into the tall handsome man, the strength of his hand grabbed my upper arm ,my mouth dropped as he assisted me with untangling my sandal and foot from the cord of the heavy-duty stripping machine that I somehow managed to trip into not paying attention to what was in front of me and realizing that he was the male stripper with the White T-Shirt and 501 Jeans. This was my ultimate encounter with the male stripper, I wonder what my husband would have thought if I would have brought him home to strip our floors?

Shame on all of you for thinking that it was a naughty story, after all do you believe I would write something like that?

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    • Feline Prophet profile image

      Feline Prophet 7 years ago from India

      Hahahaha...you got us with that one! :P

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      Tom Cornett 7 years ago from Ohio

      LOL....I'm bringin home a hooker to hook up the sterio! :) Great twist! :)

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Feline: Did you think I was writing something naughty???lololo:D

      Tom: You do that and let me know who it turned out lololo :D

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      VioletSun 7 years ago from Oregon/ Name: Marie

      I was waiting for the naughty part, LOL! You got me! Which reminds me, ( I always have a story to tell, hehe), years ago, when we had Chipendales in NY, we took a coworker to see a male strip show for her birthday, and since we were all so young, except for one friend who was in her late 60's,  we were actually shy at first, but after a drink or two, we lost our inhibitions and had a lot of fun. The dancers didn't strip all the way, just up to their jocks, but whoa what bodies! The more uptight workers in the bank of course thought we were naughty and gossiped about us after they heard of our birthday celebration. :)

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      VioletSun: That sounds like fun and I am certainly glad you enjoyed yourself, I have been to them and the bodies to say the least are wow!! I am also glad that this made you laugh. :)

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      goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

      Spencer's is one of my favorite stores.

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      Elena. 7 years ago from Madrid

      TSK TSK AEvans! Shame on you for pulling my leg :-P Laugh!

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      Randy Behavior 7 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Sooooo disappointed.

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      men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia

      you are a trickster. got me good to...

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      hudsonliberty 7 years ago

      You are soo Naughty.

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      dianacharles 7 years ago from India

      Awwwww....the pix really got me going there for a moment ;)

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      quicksand 7 years ago

      I don't feel ashamed at all ... cause I did not even read the title of this hub!

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      GT: Mine too, I love that store.:)

      Elena: Sorry about that , that is what happened and you thought it was going to be naughty.:)

      Randy Behavior: All of them can't be naughty now I know what you were looking for, lololo :D

      men are dorks: I am certainly glad I did.lololo :)

      hudsonliberty: I see you followed it.:D

      dianacharles: I am glad I picked the right pic as it was a lead in to being a smart %^&, I am happy that you enjoyed. :)

      quicksand: Good for you , you simply came and read and I am certain that not reading the title put you at ease, thanks so much for stopping by and saying hello.:)

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      Iphigenia 7 years ago

      Funny! Got me !

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      Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast

      Nice job you got me too!!

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      men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia

      I noticed mostly women that commented and got caught, Horny lot, you are!

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Iphigenia: Shame on you lolololo::D

      TripletMom: You too!!! :D

      men are dorks: I see you commented to and you certainly did look. lolololo :D

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      Cindy Vine 7 years ago from Cape Town

      Ah, I knew that with AE there would be a catch.....

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      fortunerep 7 years ago from North Carolina

      not sure but was going to take a peek to make sure.

      dori

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      eovery 7 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

      AE, You did the hub. That was neat. Maybe I will have to think up one on a Brazilian topless beachbabe, now. Except I have a poor imagination.

      Keep on hubbing!

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      mamahops 7 years ago

      The title captured my attention, but it wasn't what I had expected! Nice hub.

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      mamahops: I love when I can do that as the expectation is set high but it was certainly fun writing it. :)

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      Sandria Green-Stewart 7 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      AEvans, I guess I have a one track mind as I was sure it was a male stripper. I was wondering though about the t-shirt... Very nicely done.

      Thanks

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      I don't quite understand AE, was he a store dummy? I re-read it a few times, please don't laugh at me......if I am wrong

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      Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

      Sweetie poo BP: He was a guy who strips floors before you refinish them. A common laboror.

      AEvans: Ha,ha. I was going to say, how did you know he was a stripper, huh? Answer me that! ha, ha. By the way, my stripper name is Sparkles.

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Dynamic$: Did you like the t-shirt? Thank you for the wonderful comment. :)

      BP: I am not laughing he was a person who stripped the wax off of the floors with a very large machine. :)

      Christoph: Your strippers name is sparkles? mmmm do you have more information on that? lololo :D

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      LMAO Thanks dear Cristoph and AE, I get it now. Woo hoo Chrsitoph is a stripper give us ladies a demo I will go turn the music on....where has he gone?? Grrrrrrrrrrr

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Bp: He is off and running with sparkles. lololo :D

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      Don Simkovich 7 years ago from Pasadena, CA

      I wondered how right away in the story you knew he was a male stripper!

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      Janetta 7 years ago

      LMAO!! you little trickster, you! I am still going to pretend he is the other kind of stripper if that's quite allright with you LOL :D

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      R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

      I guess if Tom's getting a Hooker to hook up his stereo.....maybe I'll get someone to help me hoe my garden.....now what would I call her????

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Don: I will never tell...lololol :D

      Janetta: I certainly do not mind at all. :)

      R.Blue: mmmm.. that is a good question you are a great writer I am certain you will find something interesting to call her.:D

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      Janetta 7 years ago

      R. Blue, I think that would be...a gardner :) lol

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Janetta: a gardner? lolololo :D

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      nutuba 7 years ago from North Carolina

      Wow, fun writing. The google ads that are surrounding the article have nothing to do with floor wax removal. :-)

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      nutuba: I am glad that you liked it and I haven't noticed the ads, thanks for pointing them out. :)

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      my-success-guru 7 years ago from Upstate NY

      Hi AE,

      You did it again! A very creative Hub. It really throws you for a loop. Keep up the good work!

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      my-success, I am glad that you enjoyed and I see that you were captured. :)

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      cobraski 7 years ago from Maryland

      Sweet! You got me.

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Aevans: And you thought it was a real stripper. lolololo :)

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      mystixsprings 7 years ago from Long Beach

      I really liked your story. I thought that it was a good example of a short but catchy story.

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      mystixsprings: Thanks so much for the compliment.:)

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      Michelle Simtoco 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      Hahahahaha :-) That was fun!

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      ripplemaker: I am glad that you thought it was fun, even though it was short I enjoyed doing it. Thank you for stopping by.:)

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      lxxy 7 years ago from Beneath, Between, Beyond

      ROFL...I like to say to people "you have a dirty mind!" ;D

      Great stuff AE. Thanks for the chuckle!

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Ixxy: You are welcome and yes they do have a dirty mind. :) hehehehe

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      Research Analyst 7 years ago

      You fooled me on that one, I did't realize until the last part and I was like wait, where is the juicy parts? LOL

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Research Analyst: It was fun to write and it goes to show what so many of us think.lololo :D

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      manujkhera 7 years ago from India

      Thanks for the post that was really something........Thanks again.

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      \Brenda Scully 7 years ago

      really nice hub...... new it would be a good hub when I saw your name on it

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      manu: You are welcome.:0

      Brenda: Thank you for the compliment.:)

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      sheristeele 7 years ago from Siler City, NC

      Funny...

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      sheristeele: This old but thank you it was something I pulled out of my hat at the last minute. :)

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      stars439 7 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear AEvans: You have a wonderful imagination and your story is neat.

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      stars439: Aahhhh Thanks I enjoy being creative and I also enjoy your hubs to I just need to comment more. :)

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      Harvey Stelman 7 years ago from Illinois

      AE,

      You could have at least said hello to me. And yes, I have another job at night.

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Harvey: I will do that the next time I see you , lololo :)

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      whoseisit 5 years ago

      stripping has changed a lot since the 80's.back than it was more of a novelty.we would be booked into a club and all the guys would do their routine.im 3rd to last and my specialty is to shake my nuts and make the women horny.2nd to last would be jamaican butch and he would snap his hung cock and do his stomp dance.the finale is blond jock nik who would snap his hung cock up into his belly making a loud ''snap'' sound.heard a lot of interesting comments.wonder where they are now.

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