ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

Encounter With A Male Stripper

Updated on December 11, 2011

The Encounter

It was a balmy Friday evening the air was so thick you could cut it with a knife. Wishing that any type of wind would come through I had to run to the mall to pick up a few things before they closed. Victoria's Secret has always been my favorite place to bury myself and I could spend countless hours in there if time allowed. Grabbing the keys to the car I rushed quickly out the door in anticipation that I would not run into any type of traffic as that would only delay what needed to accomplished. It was already seven o'clock and the mall closed at nine. I was thirty five minutes away and time could not be wasted. Listening to oldies I approached the mall and scurried around slowly trying to find a parking space, "at last" , I said to myself a parking space. Grabbing my purse and locking the door with the key-less remote I hurried along remembering that I had to come back through Macy's as that is where I had parked. Walking briskly through Macy's out of the corner of my eye I noticed the male stripper wearing a pair of 501 Jeans and a White T-Shirt his rock hard muscles glistening as the reflection of the department store lights bounced off of his arms. Looking at that almost made me realize what I was there to do so I hurried along out through the massive doors which dumped out into the mall. God only knows I hated to rush, but when you have family, work and other agendas it appears that time is so limited. I approached Spencer's knowing they had a few gag gifts that I had to purchase as the party we were going to attending was the following day so we certainly did not have time to shop. Once inside I ran into the male stripper again, was he following me? I didn't notice him as I raced through the mall so maybe it was a figment of my imagination. Grabbing the shot glasses and the doll I approached the counter and non-chalantly asked , " Did you by chance see the gentleman in the White T-Shirt and 501 Blue Jeans?", I asked the girl at the counter. " Yes I did,", she replied. I knew then it wasn't a figment of my imagination and certainly he had been following me through the mall. Making a phone call to my husband as the transaction was completed I marched out the door to Victoria's Secret, my husband knew I had to stop there as I could not go to the mall without going into Victoria's Secret to purchase perfume, body sprays, or lingerie. Walking briskly and not paying attention I bumped right into the tall handsome man, the strength of his hand grabbed my upper arm ,my mouth dropped as he assisted me with untangling my sandal and foot from the cord of the heavy-duty stripping machine that I somehow managed to trip into not paying attention to what was in front of me and realizing that he was the male stripper with the White T-Shirt and 501 Jeans. This was my ultimate encounter with the male stripper, I wonder what my husband would have thought if I would have brought him home to strip our floors?

Shame on all of you for thinking that it was a naughty story, after all do you believe I would write something like that?

copyright © 2009

Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • profile image

      whoseisit 

      6 years ago

      stripping has changed a lot since the 80's.back than it was more of a novelty.we would be booked into a club and all the guys would do their routine.im 3rd to last and my specialty is to shake my nuts and make the women horny.2nd to last would be jamaican butch and he would snap his hung cock and do his stomp dance.the finale is blond jock nik who would snap his hung cock up into his belly making a loud ''snap'' sound.heard a lot of interesting comments.wonder where they are now.

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Harvey: I will do that the next time I see you , lololo :)

    • Harvey Stelman profile image

      Harvey Stelman 

      8 years ago from Illinois

      AE,

      You could have at least said hello to me. And yes, I have another job at night.

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      stars439: Aahhhh Thanks I enjoy being creative and I also enjoy your hubs to I just need to comment more. :)

    • stars439 profile image

      stars439 

      8 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear AEvans: You have a wonderful imagination and your story is neat.

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      sheristeele: This old but thank you it was something I pulled out of my hat at the last minute. :)

    • sheristeele profile image

      sheristeele 

      8 years ago from Siler City, NC

      Funny...

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      manu: You are welcome.:0

      Brenda: Thank you for the compliment.:)

    • profile image

      \Brenda Scully 

      9 years ago

      really nice hub...... new it would be a good hub when I saw your name on it

    • manujkhera profile image

      manujkhera 

      9 years ago from India

      Thanks for the post that was really something........Thanks again.

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Research Analyst: It was fun to write and it goes to show what so many of us think.lololo :D

    • Research Analyst profile image

      Research Analyst 

      9 years ago

      You fooled me on that one, I did't realize until the last part and I was like wait, where is the juicy parts? LOL

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Ixxy: You are welcome and yes they do have a dirty mind. :) hehehehe

    • lxxy profile image

      lxxy 

      9 years ago from Beneath, Between, Beyond

      ROFL...I like to say to people "you have a dirty mind!" ;D

      Great stuff AE. Thanks for the chuckle!

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      ripplemaker: I am glad that you thought it was fun, even though it was short I enjoyed doing it. Thank you for stopping by.:)

    • ripplemaker profile image

      Michelle Simtoco 

      9 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      Hahahahaha :-) That was fun!

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      mystixsprings: Thanks so much for the compliment.:)

    • mystixsprings profile image

      mystixsprings 

      9 years ago from Long Beach

      I really liked your story. I thought that it was a good example of a short but catchy story.

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Aevans: And you thought it was a real stripper. lolololo :)

    • cobraski profile image

      cobraski 

      9 years ago from Maryland

      Sweet! You got me.

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      my-success, I am glad that you enjoyed and I see that you were captured. :)

    • my-success-guru profile image

      my-success-guru 

      9 years ago from Upstate NY

      Hi AE,

      You did it again! A very creative Hub. It really throws you for a loop. Keep up the good work!

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      nutuba: I am glad that you liked it and I haven't noticed the ads, thanks for pointing them out. :)

    • nutuba profile image

      nutuba 

      9 years ago from North Carolina

      Wow, fun writing. The google ads that are surrounding the article have nothing to do with floor wax removal. :-)

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Janetta: a gardner? lolololo :D

    • profile image

      Janetta 

      9 years ago

      R. Blue, I think that would be...a gardner :) lol

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Don: I will never tell...lololol :D

      Janetta: I certainly do not mind at all. :)

      R.Blue: mmmm.. that is a good question you are a great writer I am certain you will find something interesting to call her.:D

    • R. Blue profile image

      R. Blue 

      9 years ago from Right here

      I guess if Tom's getting a Hooker to hook up his stereo.....maybe I'll get someone to help me hoe my garden.....now what would I call her????

    • profile image

      Janetta 

      9 years ago

      LMAO!! you little trickster, you! I am still going to pretend he is the other kind of stripper if that's quite allright with you LOL :D

    • Don Simkovich profile image

      Don Simkovich 

      9 years ago from Pasadena, CA

      I wondered how right away in the story you knew he was a male stripper!

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Bp: He is off and running with sparkles. lololo :D

    • blondepoet profile image

      blondepoet 

      9 years ago from australia

      LMAO Thanks dear Cristoph and AE, I get it now. Woo hoo Chrsitoph is a stripper give us ladies a demo I will go turn the music on....where has he gone?? Grrrrrrrrrrr

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Dynamic$: Did you like the t-shirt? Thank you for the wonderful comment. :)

      BP: I am not laughing he was a person who stripped the wax off of the floors with a very large machine. :)

      Christoph: Your strippers name is sparkles? mmmm do you have more information on that? lololo :D

    • Christoph Reilly profile image

      Christoph Reilly 

      9 years ago from St. Louis

      Sweetie poo BP: He was a guy who strips floors before you refinish them. A common laboror.

      AEvans: Ha,ha. I was going to say, how did you know he was a stripper, huh? Answer me that! ha, ha. By the way, my stripper name is Sparkles.

    • blondepoet profile image

      blondepoet 

      9 years ago from australia

      I don't quite understand AE, was he a store dummy? I re-read it a few times, please don't laugh at me......if I am wrong

    • DynamicS profile image

      Sandria Green-Stewart 

      9 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      AEvans, I guess I have a one track mind as I was sure it was a male stripper. I was wondering though about the t-shirt... Very nicely done.

      Thanks

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      mamahops: I love when I can do that as the expectation is set high but it was certainly fun writing it. :)

    • profile image

      mamahops 

      9 years ago

      The title captured my attention, but it wasn't what I had expected! Nice hub.

    • eovery profile image

      eovery 

      9 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

      AE, You did the hub. That was neat. Maybe I will have to think up one on a Brazilian topless beachbabe, now. Except I have a poor imagination.

      Keep on hubbing!

    • fortunerep profile image

      fortunerep 

      9 years ago from North Carolina

      not sure but was going to take a peek to make sure.

      dori

    • cindyvine profile image

      Cindy Vine 

      9 years ago from Cape Town

      Ah, I knew that with AE there would be a catch.....

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Iphigenia: Shame on you lolololo::D

      TripletMom: You too!!! :D

      men are dorks: I see you commented to and you certainly did look. lolololo :D

    • men are dorks profile image

      men are dorks 

      9 years ago from Namibia

      I noticed mostly women that commented and got caught, Horny lot, you are!

    • Triplet Mom profile image

      Triplet Mom 

      9 years ago from West Coast

      Nice job you got me too!!

    • profile image

      Iphigenia 

      9 years ago

      Funny! Got me !

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      GT: Mine too, I love that store.:)

      Elena: Sorry about that , that is what happened and you thought it was going to be naughty.:)

      Randy Behavior: All of them can't be naughty now I know what you were looking for, lololo :D

      men are dorks: I am certainly glad I did.lololo :)

      hudsonliberty: I see you followed it.:D

      dianacharles: I am glad I picked the right pic as it was a lead in to being a smart %^&, I am happy that you enjoyed. :)

      quicksand: Good for you , you simply came and read and I am certain that not reading the title put you at ease, thanks so much for stopping by and saying hello.:)

    • quicksand profile image

      quicksand 

      9 years ago

      I don't feel ashamed at all ... cause I did not even read the title of this hub!

    • dianacharles profile image

      dianacharles 

      9 years ago from India

      Awwwww....the pix really got me going there for a moment ;)

    • hudsonliberty profile image

      hudsonliberty 

      9 years ago

      You are soo Naughty.

    • men are dorks profile image

      men are dorks 

      9 years ago from Namibia

      you are a trickster. got me good to...

    • Randy Behavior profile image

      Randy Behavior 

      9 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Sooooo disappointed.

    • Elena. profile image

      Elena. 

      9 years ago from Madrid

      TSK TSK AEvans! Shame on you for pulling my leg :-P Laugh!

    • goldentoad profile image

      goldentoad 

      9 years ago from Free and running....

      Spencer's is one of my favorite stores.

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      VioletSun: That sounds like fun and I am certainly glad you enjoyed yourself, I have been to them and the bodies to say the least are wow!! I am also glad that this made you laugh. :)

    • VioletSun profile image

      VioletSun 

      9 years ago from Oregon/ Name: Marie

      I was waiting for the naughty part, LOL! You got me! Which reminds me, ( I always have a story to tell, hehe), years ago, when we had Chipendales in NY, we took a coworker to see a male strip show for her birthday, and since we were all so young, except for one friend who was in her late 60's,  we were actually shy at first, but after a drink or two, we lost our inhibitions and had a lot of fun. The dancers didn't strip all the way, just up to their jocks, but whoa what bodies! The more uptight workers in the bank of course thought we were naughty and gossiped about us after they heard of our birthday celebration. :)

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Feline: Did you think I was writing something naughty???lololo:D

      Tom: You do that and let me know who it turned out lololo :D

    • Tom Cornett profile image

      Tom Cornett 

      9 years ago from Ohio

      LOL....I'm bringin home a hooker to hook up the sterio! :) Great twist! :)

    • profile image

      Feline Prophet 

      9 years ago

      Hahahaha...you got us with that one! :P

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)