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Why Does he Give you or make Up Excuses and Not Commit into Intimacy like an Scorpio

Updated on September 22, 2012
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According to Tammy Swallow, a colleague from Hubland, men have their own excuses when it comes to fulfill a dream. "Holly!! She is right! We forgot about our own conspicuous and malicious excuses. Men whine as much as any other sensual being on earth."

Lets see how many excuses we can come up with, while being caught red handed. We tried to be fair, because is harder on men to look for excuses. "Tied me up Jane, and tear me apart..!"

Excuses, excuses, and needing more help from our muses..!


Excuses males give, just to "change the subject'

  • Is SuperBowl night and your hubby is drinking with his friends. He cannot 'take care of you,' because he, himself and him, and his buddies bet 200 bucks on the game results.
  • After being confused, he started loving your Soap Operas, and those stilletos. Ops!
  • He's been working hard, and has to spend two more hours with an important client!!

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  • He Joined that gym, and worries more about his personal achievements than yours.
  • He is ready to sail that fishing boat tomorrow at 3: 45 a.m.
  • His headache got worse!
  • He came home too tired!
  • He is on those days: he cannot drive 'stick' tonight!
  • "I've got to get up early 'hun.'"
  • "I'm really worried about that lay-off!"
  • "Look at the news babe, recession has change my priorities..."
  • "Jane, we already have three kids... would you stop it?"

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  • "I've got a bad back"
  • That other woman 'got him' good in History trivia!
  • His mom found a compromising post of yours on FaceBook. Mommy dearest finally said, "Fred! you better leave that bitch!"
  • Monotony and boredom.
  • Hubby found out you are too smart for him, and backs off on the relationship.
  • Gee! Running out of excuses! Darn it!
  • When he discovers you were born on November (you are a 'sweet' Scorpio), and cannot keep up with ya..!
  • He started working from home, and saw the whole bare truth of your tiredness.

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  • He started feeling the love bug from HP after that 3 month trial.
  • He reacted negatively after you began breastfeeding your newly born..!
  • And last but not the least: tonight he caught up with your last 'hot' text messages to another friend called Greg!!

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    Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

    Joseph,

    UH OH, some one is in deep trouble! :) LOL

    Funny hub, thanks for sharing and giving me a good laugh! I enjoyed that picture from cupid's pulse, and the excuse about the Super Bowl is hilarious! Great job!

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    TommyGuns 5 years ago from Blakeslee, PA

    The SuperBowl?!? Really? Did ya need to go there? Is that not a great excuse? ;)

    Great job!

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    Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

    Boy, talk about ruin it for the rest of us! Thanks a lot, Lord! Now I'll have to come up with some new ones.

    Great fun!

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    Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

    so funny.. I can picture it.. its happened to me in the past.. LOL

    sharing

    debbie

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    Live To Write 5 years ago from Phoenix, Az.

    Very interesting hub... and brutally honest. Hey you put us on the spot , but it is worth it great read!

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    Tammy 5 years ago from North Carolina

    Wow.. I'm impressed. Confused by Soap Operas and falling for stilletos.. hmm.. I think a lot of women would be ok with that. This is funny but so very true. Great hub!

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    Maria Jordan 5 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

    Et tu, LORD... or did sweet tammy put you up to writing sheer fiction??

    And why, prithee, has Sista loaned you her kitty flick from that soapie...

    You make me laugh but I don't want to make your headache worse!

    Voted UP & FAB. Hugs, Maria

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    Ruchira 5 years ago from United States

    haha...good pointers Lord!

    Now, all the men are in trouble 'cause you split the beans/secret :))

    voted up as awesome!!

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    Thelma Alberts 5 years ago from Germany

    Yep, Lord! Now we (women) know. All men are looking for another new excuses to use or is there something else you´ve not told us?;-)))) Hahaha...Thanks for the funny read. Voted up and useful.

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    LaThing 5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

    I can see you struggling there to come up with excuses! :))

    Very unlikely that men will ever have more excuses than women! I thought they were always..... err, ready!? lol

    Funny, as usual!! Thanks Tammy for the inspiration :)

    Scorpio Woman..... That's discrimination!! Voting up and everything.....

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    deergha 5 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

    Funny as it is....but good also.

    voted up and sharing:-)

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Hi Josh,

    Who is in deep trouble? I just came with this list struggling my asset to go over those 500 words. But I guess we caught up with the main idea. Thanks pal. We smile back to you!

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Itommyguns,

    Well sorry for talking about the SuperBowl, I lost 400 bucks the last time on a 7 grand pool, you know what I mean. Hope you didn't get caught with this one. Thanks for that big smile Tommy G.

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Morning Billy,

    Answering early so I don't get the lynching effect, or a backdraft from a mob, that is in rage. We did struggle with the idea, but the final list came out as it is. You have a wonderful week of inspiration Billy!

    Morning Debbie, So you went through our list, and found some interesting pointers? I won't ask you wwhich one, but you made us laugh too! You sounded like an honest woman! We love to make people smile. Thanks for your feedback!

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Laurinzo Scott,

    You did write one of the funniest comments on the spot! Brutally smiling myself my friend. Hopefully the collateral damage won't get some of us in trouble. Thanks!

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Hi Tammy,

    Finally I got hold of you. This hub was a sheer inspiration electromagnetically induced by one of your comments to our hub, "Not tonight Fred!" I know you love to smile and all. But did I go to far...? I think this is just as humorous as life itself. Thanks for smiling with us!

    MariaJordan, We just love to have fun writing. Actually we laugh as we go... so many ideas in our head pop at once, and we just go with the flow. The kitty video was cut ain't it? Thanks for stopping by. Your comments make our day as well!

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Ruchira,

    Lol! Yeah, I think our boys faced themselves against that mirror in the bathroom. Those bean/secrets apply to many of us...and, is funny because men usually are more than ready. Thanks!

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    ThelmaAlberts,

    Yeah there are more secrets but I cannot tell them all. I could get accounted for some future troubles. Just take that men will be men, as it is. No! I cannot reveal more! Even the HP guys are being careful handling this hub (Joking).

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    Mary Craig 5 years ago from New York

    I know men are from Mars but really? These excuses sound like they're from Jupiter...I've never known a man to have excuses for that, especially not mine. Okay, that aside, it was funny and you had some interesting excuses...I love the soap opera one.

    You always hit the spot Lord. Voted up and funny.

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Lathing,

    No discrimination at all! LOL! We are fun folks and you know it. The list exposed some truth to the matter. Some guys stopped by, and some just kept their comments... to their own. Maybe more will step forward though. Hey, thanks for beign such a fun friend!

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Dghbrh,

    Gee! what a nick dg! Thanks for commenting my friend. You always come around please. Thanks for the kudos

    Mary,

    I know what you mean! We just came up with the main title and went down to a list of excuses. From Jupiter? Nah..! maybe planet X. You made us smile so much. We know you are a strong and loving lady. If you laughed with us, then we did write a fun hub. Have a nice day Mary!

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    KatrineDM 5 years ago

    I'm glad he got that last text message...a wake up call at last??? Great writing Lord, am smiling...

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Thanks KatrineDM,

    Your comments are always welcome. Will have to check one of your wonderful hubs. Thanks again, for the smiles..!

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    kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

    lord de cross...it's not you it's me...what I said was " I would watch the movie, not discuss it "...being men and women are wired differently, words of men vs women, obviously there are two " Websters"..his and hers...loved the hub...

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    Joseph De Cross 4 years ago

    Hi KJForce,

    We agree with you. Men and women are wired so differently. We enjoy your positive sarcasm, and joy! Thanks for stopping by!

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    Joseph De Cross 4 years ago

    Hi KJForce,

    We agree with you. Men and women are wired so differently. We enjoy your positive sarcasm, and joy! Thanks for stopping by!

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