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Why Does he Give you or make Up Excuses and Not Commit into Intimacy like an Scorpio
According to Tammy Swallow, a colleague from Hubland, men have their own excuses when it comes to fulfill a dream. "Holly!! She is right! We forgot about our own conspicuous and malicious excuses. Men whine as much as any other sensual being on earth."
Lets see how many excuses we can come up with, while being caught red handed. We tried to be fair, because is harder on men to look for excuses. "Tied me up Jane, and tear me apart..!"
Excuses, excuses, and needing more help from our muses..!
Excuses males give, just to "change the subject'
- Is SuperBowl night and your hubby is drinking with his friends. He cannot 'take care of you,' because he, himself and him, and his buddies bet 200 bucks on the game results.
- After being confused, he started loving your Soap Operas, and those stilletos. Ops!
- He's been working hard, and has to spend two more hours with an important client!!
- He Joined that gym, and worries more about his personal achievements than yours.
- He is ready to sail that fishing boat tomorrow at 3: 45 a.m.
- His headache got worse!
- He came home too tired!
- He is on those days: he cannot drive 'stick' tonight!
- "I've got to get up early 'hun.'"
- "I'm really worried about that lay-off!"
- "Look at the news babe, recession has change my priorities..."
- "Jane, we already have three kids... would you stop it?"
- When Your Wife, or Partner Tells You, Not Tonight Fred!
What Happened? Your partner looks for excuses and you want to share that part of the deal? See the reasons, and how you can avoid embarrassing moments.
- "I've got a bad back"
- That other woman 'got him' good in History trivia!
- His mom found a compromising post of yours on FaceBook. Mommy dearest finally said, "Fred! you better leave that bitch!"
- Monotony and boredom.
- Hubby found out you are too smart for him, and backs off on the relationship.
- Gee! Running out of excuses! Darn it!
- When he discovers you were born on November (you are a 'sweet' Scorpio), and cannot keep up with ya..!
- He started working from home, and saw the whole bare truth of your tiredness.
- He started feeling the love bug from HP after that 3 month trial.
- He reacted negatively after you began breastfeeding your newly born..!
- And last but not the least: tonight he caught up with your last 'hot' text messages to another friend called Greg!!
- How Can I Change My Man?
Relationships and how to deal with your own couple. Our humorous side at work. Enjoy!