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Extended Warranties Honored Here.

Updated on August 9, 2022
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Artist, actor, poet, teacher, songwriter & actor with 4,000 poems & almost 1,000 songs written, performed recorded & published on line.

Oh, to be granted a chance to see all of the universe and then finally reach the true heavens only to find out that you took the longest route possible.

Everything wears out and an extended warranty would be nice in some situations where it is not usually applied.

Extended Warranties Honored Here.


He was a very wise man

and his only fear was of dying

he embraced life with all of its

endlessly, growing knowledge

but he longed to keep on learning

beyond his normal lifespan.

He worked tirelessly

on one possibility

that he had studied

and developed

for most of his best years.

What the earth offered him

Info wise was miniscule

compared to what

an extended life

in the universe could grant him

It became an unbearable passion

and he was near success.

He had sought

eternal life on the theory

that the brain could be

coaxed into service

for many centuries

with the help of the

highly intricate,

innovative technologies

that he had just developed.

He had consulted

with neurosurgeons

and scientest worldwide

who all thought

his experiment was workable

but at a great sacrifice

to his remaining years

But he felt it was worth

extending his life in the future

and abandoning his present

mortality clock that was ever ticking.

After all He reasoned

the brain is capable

of living two hundred years

while the flesh is far frailer.

and so he gathered the experts

he needed and had them prepare him

for his journey to more life.


They successfully amputated

and mated just his head

fusing it shut at his neck

except for the cables that would

sustain him and they plugged

his brain into a

life support system

minus his failing body

that would stimulate

the healing, and pleasure

centers of his mind

by firing off extended

electrical synapses

that would eliminate

depression,

cellular breakdown

and brain cancer

thereby granting him

unlimited time.


He had built quite a

comfortable, mansion

sized space cruiser

stocked with many

renewable resources

for his brains needs

and then downloaded

his brain into the crafts

vast network of controls

and bid the world farewell

with a couple of

brainwaves goodbye.

only a few selected

saw him depart

for his mission was top secret

it was covered as a

simple satelite launch

which the press seldom covered.


His machines slowed

his minds metabolism,

and then it all was

launched into space

by his handpicked

team astrophysicists

with the intent of

reaching the end of

all universes.

On board cameras

would broadcast

all that he passed

to his brain for him

to view and ponder

deep within his mind.

Oh the wonders and

new galaxies

he would peruse.


Twelve centuries

later because his

life extender was so

technically perfect

he arrived

with great surprise

at the end of all universes

and in the presence of God,

where the heavens all

cease to be dark,

airless, vacumns

and true glory begins.


God smiled

sadly at him,

as he patted his

ancient head

and then instantly

removed

the cables that were

hooked into his skull.


Then with

one gentle

uncomplicated touch

upon they wayward explorers

wrinkled forehead

that he had raised in awe,

God made him

forever young

with a new body

that granted him eternal life.

Instead of being

transformed into a soul

after his earthly death

and being immediately

transported

back to his maker

he endured centuries

as a floating head

only to find out

that the extension of life

only required that he

simply be

unplugged! in a place

where all

extended warranties

do come true

forever.







the search for eternal youth ends and then begins again with God the creator endlessly.

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