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He had sought

eternal life on the theory

that the brain could be

coaxed into service

for many centuries

with the help of the

highly intricate

innovative technologies

that he had developed.

After all the brain is capable

of living two hundred years

while the flesh is far frailer.

He successfully mated

just his head

amputated and fused shut at the neck

and plugged his cerebellum into

a life support system

that would stimulate

the healing, and pleasure

centers of his mind

by firing off extended

electrical synapses

that would eliminate

depression,

cellular breakdown

and cancer

thereby granting him

unlimited time.

He built quite a

comfortable, mansion

sized space cruiser

stocked with many

renewable resources

for his brains needs

and then downloaded

his brain into the crafts

vast network of controls

and bid the world farewell

with a couple of brainwaves

He slowed his minds metabolism,

and then was launched into space

by his handpicked

team of scientists

with the intent to

reach the end of

all universes.

Twelve centuries

later he awoke

in the presence of God,

where the heavens

cease to be dark,

and true glory begins.

God smiled sadly at him,

as he patted his ancient head

and then instantly removed

the cables that were

hooked into his skull.

Then with one gentle touch

on his wrinkled forehead

raised in awe,

God made him

forever young with a new body

that granted him eternal life......

Unplugged!

©-Matthew F. Blowers III