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FLORIDA DOGS...by b. Malin

Updated on December 26, 2011

ANOTHER INTERVIEW...

Here I am once again ready to Interview the "Dogs of Florida", who have much to say, and are not Shy when it comes to talking about their lives. So sit back, grab a "People Treat", and be ready to be entertained by this lively group.

The first two are known around Southern Florida, along the "Gold Coast" as "Batdog" & "Superdog". They keep this part of Florida safe...They are a credit to their K-9. With each having their own slogan, "Is it a Bird? Is it a plane? No Dummy, it's SUPERDOG! and, "Da, Da, Da, Da, (Bark, Bark) Batdog".

Hi Guys, I just finished reading your Bios...So I guess you're kept pretty busy, fighting crime and all...tell me, do you work as a team?.

Yes, b. Malin, as a matter of fact we do...No job is ever too Big or to Small for us. Actually we just finished a case having to do with a "Greyhound Bus"...A Greyhound Dog was told he could not ride in the bus with his master. Oh that's terrible Batdog, so what did you do? "I'll tell you what we did "Superdog" barked in, NOTHING! Whoever heard of such a ridiculous case? We told the Greyhound Dog to feel Proud that a Bus was named after his breed and we told his owner to get a life! I guess you guys are now taking a break...Yes, we are b. Malin...Now if you'll excuse us, we have to smell a few good trees, before it's, Up, Up and away, if you get our drift (pardon the pun). I do... So long you two, and stay safe.

I'm now at the Beach along the "Gold Cost", watching a Dog dressed up in "Diving Gear" approaching me.

Hi, I say, I couldn't help but notice your Wetsuit...are you a Diving Dog? No, I'm a Diving Horse! Hey, you don't have to be sarcastic. I'm sorry b. Malin, where are my manners, I'm Duke, and I'm not having a great day...I thought I'd catch some "Catfish" (get it, Ha, Ha) or some "Crabs"...I've got a Hot Date tonight, and want to impress her with dinner out. I certainly don't want to take her to a "Hotdog" stand. Get it? "HotDOG stand. You are a real Comedian Duke...Hey, John Wayne was called "Duke" I say. Who? Duke replies. Never mind I sigh...and good luck on your date.

I've now stopped at one of the Beautiful Condos along the "Gold Coast" and in the Lobby sits "Ms. Lilly". I sit down next to her on the couch. My you look so pretty I tell her. She sighs, thank you b. Malin, you really think so? I'm kinda nervous...I met this dog named "Duke" on the Beach the other day and we talked... and he asked me out to dinner tonight. Did I do the right thing? I let him pick me up...Oh Lilly, I think I met him earlier in the day, and he seemed very nice. Well, if you say so b. Malin, then I won't worry. No, don't worry I say, just go, and have a good time.

My last stop is at a Wedding Reception for "Sophie" and "Milo"...which is being held at the Estate of his good friend, a Shepard, named "Max".

Hi, you two, you look so happy, starting a new life, as Dog and Wife...Oh we are Milo replies, it was Love at first sight for me, He smiles at Sophie...She was in Love with someone else...but I was determined to make her mine. Excuse me a minute while I check on something with Max. So, Sophie, is that true? Were you involved with someone else? Yes, she sighed, it was Max. MAX, I reply looking shocked...His friend, that BIG German Shepard. Yes, that Max, she answers softly...But my parent's wouldn't hear of it...they said our Children would look like Freaks! I come from a Family of small toy dogs. But you are Happy now I ask softly. I am, she sighs once more, I really am... Milo is bright, and intelligent, and I do Love when he sucks my ear, it's such a turn on...I know we'll have a good life. Hey b. Malin, why don't you stay for dinner...it's all going to be "Gourmet Dog Food". Oh, I wish I could Sophie, but Lover Man's back at the Condo. Well maybe we'll stop by and visit, she replies brightly. Well, I'm not sure that would be a good idea... I say carefully. There is a strict rule at our Condo, Sophie, "NO DOGS ALOWED". Oh, she says, I understand. I hope she does, I think, as I bend down to scratch her head, as she wags her tail.

End of Interview.

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      b. Malin 5 years ago

      Hi Vocalcoach, your "Clancey" sounds like a Hub in the making. Pets are such Wonderful, true Friends, who Love us Unconditionally! So Glad you Enjoyed this Hub.

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Nashville Tn.

      Oh b.~This is one of my favorite hubs! I adored every line and the pictures are precious. How my Clancey and I would love to come visit you. He loves car rides and on long ones he can literally "stop traffic" when he snores.

      Thank you so much for this wonderful "treat."

      clancey and vocalcoach~

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      b. Malin 5 years ago

      And so "Tony" should get a new outfit, PegCole...he probably feels that one has gone to the Dogs, it's so old...ask him Now who would he like to be. So Glad you had a Good Laugh!

      Hi Daydreamer, missed your visits, so glad you're back. Thanks for the nice Comments and of course your Vote Up.

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      daydreamer13 5 years ago

      Very entertaining and well written. Voted up!

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      Peg Cole 5 years ago from Dallas, Texas

      Bat dog and Super dog! How cute and funny. A great interview indeed. Great way to start off the day with a big laugh. Thanks! Now my Tony wants a new outfit. He's tired of being Darth Vader.

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      b. Malin 5 years ago

      And Thank You Girltalksshop, for stopping by to read and Comment. Glad I could make you smile!

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      girltalksshop 5 years ago

      Very cute! Thanks for sharing it with us to make us smile. : )

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      b. Malin 5 years ago

      The same to YOU Mckbirdbks!

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      mckbirdbks 5 years ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Happy New Year B. Malin.

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      b. Malin 5 years ago

      Hi "Website Examiner" Thanks for you Comments...Always Appreciated, it means I may be doing it Right! THANKS!

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      Website Examiner 5 years ago

      That is humorous, funny and well-considered!

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      b. Malin 5 years ago

      May those Pee Pads be many light years away Rosemay...for both of us! So glad you Enjoyed my Interview with those Florida Dogs, they are Special...as are the Married Couple.

      Hope you have a Merry Christmas and a Wonderful New Year too!

      Hey Thank You for you Wonderful Comments and Votes Lyricwriter. I would have LOVED to have been a Comedy Writer...Hey one is NEVER to Old...So now I do it on Hub Pages!

      Wishing You and your Lovely family, a Very Merry Christmas too!

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      Richard Ricky Hale 5 years ago from West Virginia

      Up and all across girl:) Greyhound? Class "A". I love these articles. You really have a talent for making people laugh b Malin. Your very creative and it wouldn't surprise me at all if you could do this as a career. No lie. Great stuff. LMAO!!! Hope you have a Merry Christmas, you and Lover Man. Best wishes:)

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      Rosemary Sadler 5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

      Wow those photos are so adorable. I just loved your interview, I laughed so much I think I may need one of those pee pads. Lol

      I hope the couple have a happy life, they look so cute.

      Wishing you and Loverman a wonderful Christmas.

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      b. Malin 5 years ago

      Aw, that's sad Sally, poor Dog is probably Embarrassed...go for the Pee Pads! And what will we do when we get old...Go for the Pee Pads too!

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      Truckstop Sally 5 years ago

      My dog is my best friend! Unconditional love!! But he is getting on in age . . . I am wrestling with using Pee Pads . . .

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      b. Malin 5 years ago

      Hi "Always Exploring" your sister's dog probably also has better Nails than mine as well. Ever notice how some dogs and Owner's start to look alike? SCARY. So Glad you enjoyed the Read, it was a Fun Interview.

      Hi Gail, Florida is Great, the weather is Beautiful 70's & 80's, so we're Walking the Beach and Talking, and Swimming in the Heated Pool and just Relaxing. Glad you liked my Hub.

      Hi Cheryl, The Dogs of Florida are really something else...Say Hello to Dolly for us. So glad you stopped by to read, tell Dolly about them too.

      Hi Vinaya, Why Thank You so much for the Compliments...Always, Always, Appreciated!

      Hi D.Williams, and a Big Thank You to You as well. I Love to talk with the Animals and try to imagine how they would respond...So Happy you Enjoyed the results of my Hub. Makes it all worth while.

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      d.william 5 years ago from Somewhere in the south

      This was one of the cutest, funniest, and most refreshing interviews i have seen in a long history of listening to those boring ones on T.V. I laughed all the way through it. What a great hub (as always).

      Have a great christmas and a very happy and prosperous new year.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 5 years ago from Nepal

      I loved your funny and amusing style. Nice work.

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      Cheryl Kapelner-Champ 5 years ago

      Another cute adventure, this time on the doggie trail of life in Florida. Keep those doggie treats coming including the really informed fashion reviews. Yes, fashion runway opportunities for each & every pooch! Good "arf", job!

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      Gail Sobotkin 5 years ago from South Carolina

      What a fun interview and the photos that your friend sent you are adorable! Thanks for sharing this with us and hope you're having a wonderful time in Florida.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      This is as cute as can be..Doggies are so smart. They know much more than we give them credit for. I've seen dogs dressed this way in Fl. My Siser Mary had a Toy Poodle who had nicer nails than mine. HaHa.. Thank's for a fun interview...

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      b. Malin 5 years ago

      Hi Nell, and how about when we are Looking at them...They can be such cut ups...My dog Brandy knew just when to Groan...and sigh...He was a Big Belgium Shepard with a heart of gold. Thanks for Enjoying.

      Thanks Drbj, when I looked at those Photos that a friend had sent me...I knew I had a Hub to write and so I did...So glad you like it.

      Hi Flora, I know I fell in Love with those Photos too. Dog and Wife will be Happy...Remember She was His first choice her's was The Big Shepard...but in the end, they will make it. I think Dogs have their own Rules.

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      FloraBreenRobison 5 years ago

      These photographs are adorable. Batdog and Superdog--what fun! I'm not sure that I'd want them looking after me, though. Doesn't look like Dog and Wife were each other's first choices. Too bad there is a no dog rule.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Loved the interview, b. And your photos were purr-fect. Oops, wrong word. Your photos were doggone adorable. :)

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      Nell Rose 5 years ago from England

      Hi, lol! I loved it! especially the super heroes! I think thats exactly how dogs feel, have you ever looked at their expressions when they think you are not looking? ha ha!

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      b. Malin 5 years ago

      Thanks Alocsin for your Vote and Wonderful Comments. There is a BIG store near by that sells, Food, Clothing and Accessories for Dogs...It is $$$ for that company.

      I feel that our Pets do understand so much Alicia...It's been proven that they know so many words and commands. I'm so glad you Enjoyed another Dog Interview. Thank You.

      Oh it does Mckbirdbks, It does! I Love Dogs, even though at the moment I don't have one...No one could take my Belgium Shepard's "Brandy's " place...and Banana's are so Good here!

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      mckbirdbks 5 years ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      The warmth of Flordia agrees with you. I am noticing the hubpages is going to the dogs lately. Great interviews. Superdogs and banana rules, ah, life in Florida.

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      Linda Crampton 5 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      This is yet another entertaining interview, b. Malin! I often feel that my dog is sending thought bubbles to me to let me know what he's thinking or what he wants. I know that he would love to be able to communicate with me like the dogs in your funny story!

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      alocsin 5 years ago from Orange County, CA

      Lol, an amusing interview, with appropriate pictures, as always. I keep wondering if we humans would be so patient, if dogs could decorate us as their favorite items such bones and fire hydrants. Voting this Up and Funny.