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French Fries Are Vegetables,Right?

Updated on June 30, 2013

I wanna get in shape
like s..e..x..y spicy Kim Kardashian!
I workout until my shirt and pants are drenched
Now I eat french fries

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    • Faith Reaper profile image

      Faith Reaper 

      4 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha I never saw this one! Isn't that the case. I know, if I think of that four letter word "diet" I will think I am being deprived, but if I just not say the "D" word, and think that I am just going to eat healthier ... it kind of works until I have a stressful day and good all day with just the tuna and water for lunch, then make a mad dash for the Almond Joy at the Stop-N-Go! hehehe

      Yes ... they are vegetables : )

      Thanks for the laughs.

      Hugs, Faith Reaper

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      I agree we must turn inward to achieve the perfected warrior.As Bernadette Devlin says: “Yesterday I dared to struggle. Today I dare to win.” Thanks brother.Much peace

    • manatita44 profile image

      manatita44 

      5 years ago from london

      Too true, my brother. Let us all be inner warriors. Much peace.

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      manatita44 1

      It s our own misery.A vicious circle that we cant get out.It requires great efforts to pierce through.

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Sir Colin.

      I like her cupcakes too lol looks so yummy ..chomp chomp lol

    • manatita44 profile image

      manatita44 

      5 years ago from london

      I believe that you got 5 'funnies' and I gave you one more. This short poem is definitely funny. In a way it reminds me also of how much we want to change but still do all the wrong things. Peace!

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      epigramman 

      5 years ago

      Hello and good morning Sir James from Colin and his cats at lake erie time canada 12:00pm and listening to an all male choir called

      Chanticleer (check 'em out on You Tube) and I have missed you as of late but truth be told I am not a big fan of Kim although I would still like to eat her cupcake(s) lol

      I see you are writing up a storm here - let me go and check out a few

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      dghbrh,

      Thanks for your insight!

      Have a wonderful day there!

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Hey Debbie,My dearest friend!

      LoL Yeah it is hehe

      Have a wonderful day!

    • dghbrh profile image

      deergha 

      5 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

      LOL...great one....like always. Keep it up. Shared and votes up funny.

    • Deborah Brooks profile image

      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      This is AMERICA.. LOL I love it James..

      Blessings to you

      Deb

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      I think because I dont eat dinner and ride bicycle everyday ! lol

    • passionate77 profile image

      passionate77 

      5 years ago

      sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny post! but i just envy if u eat everything still no worries for weight yo-yo, how lucky u r James! wish i were also one of those luckiest persons too who never worry about weight increase but i have to struggle with each and every single pound, poor me!

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Man of Strength,

      Thanks for the visit and encouraging words!

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Yeah well for me whatever I eat my weight remains the same haha no up no down lol !

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      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      French fries are awesome. Keep up the good work.

    • Cantuhearmescream profile image

      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Oh James, that's terribly sad! ... a little funny, but terribly sad! Ha ha

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Cutest Cat,

      I have a friend who went to Gym to lose some pounds,but the more he practiced the more he got extra pounds haha

    • Cantuhearmescream profile image

      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Funny James,

      This is too funny! I remember going to the gym a couple of years ago and working my butt of... only to get home and find myself STARVING! :D ... skip the French fries! :D

      Have a wonderful day!

      Cat

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Thanks my friend:)

      Have a nice day there!

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      PoeticPhilosophy 

      5 years ago from Canada

      Hahaha nice.

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