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Fun Animal Haiku Poems

Updated on September 9, 2014

Frog on a Log

Just for Fun

Haiku is really not one of my strong points and the format may be slightly off some of the time, PLEASE don't try to look too deep into them either, because in true jimmythejock style they are purely for fun.

Frog

Frog sits alone on a fallen tree

Visually impaired

Frog on a log in the fog.

Zebra

Zebra runs fear on her face

Losing weight

Horizontal stripes make her look fat

Dog

I love to play and run free

There's a tree

Its time to lift my leg weeeeeeeee

Cats

Sleeping by the fire

Not a care in the world

I hate cats (jealousy)

Donkey

Showing off to the ladies

Falls off the wall

Making an ass of himself

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    • Zsuzsy Bee profile image

      Zsuzsy Bee 9 years ago from Ontario/Canada

      Jimmy! As I told Wajay about his poetry! These Hubpages are getting filled with culture,culture and more culture. You just never know what you'll come across...

      I just love your fun HUB

      regards Zsuzsy

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      Zach S. 9 years ago from San Diego

      *in the traditional 5 7 5 structure of course. :-)

      Lie there my best friend

      Fatigued from licking yourself

      Gross, Fido farted

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      James Paterson 9 years ago from Scotland

      hahaha nice one Zach S. thanks for sharing.....jimmy

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      MrMarmalade 9 years ago from Sydney

      You do wax elegantly and they appear to be spontaneous.

      Oh How I wish.

      Thank you

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      protjack 9 years ago

      Thanks :)

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      William F Torpey 9 years ago from South Valley Stream, N.Y.

      Funny. I learn something new every day.

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      Isabella Snow 9 years ago

      Very cute!

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      Detroit 9 years ago

      Hilarious and fun to read.

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      IĆ°unn 9 years ago

      roflmao! Jimmy, you outdid yourself. The first two were my favorites... great alliteration especially in such a short poem 'frog on a log in a fog'. Perfection.

      And the horizontal stripe thing - apt note on fashion commentz. too funny~

      :) :) :)

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      ChrisSnil 9 years ago from United Kingdom

      Haha! These are great, helped bring a smile :)

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      Amal 8 years ago

      Relly cute and discusting

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      Tisha 7 years ago

      awesome and funny

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      joyce 6 years ago

      i like your funny words

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      joyce 6 years ago

      i like your funny words

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      kyla` 6 years ago

      HAAHAHAHAHHAHA

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      kyla 5 years ago

      hahaha

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      Rosy 5 years ago

      Thanks a lot i use it in my scchool you ROCK thanks again

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      Atharva Sunil Gogate 5 years ago

      super funny and weird

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      puppylover 5 years ago

      cool haikus good for kids:)

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      kelly 5 years ago

      i loved the donkey one lol :p

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      Rosemary Sadler 4 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

      Arrived here from FB... oldies (five years) but goodies stil, what fun

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Thanks for the laugh. Love the dog - weeeeeee!

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      danieldh 4 years ago

      i love the frog one its great!

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