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Funny Dr. House Quotes - For Facebook Status or Sharing
If you are looking for House quotes, and in fact the best
House quotes, you have come to the right place.
But for those who are not familiar with Dr. House and his witty quotes
let me give a quick recap of what you may be missing
One of the consistently best performing television shows the last few years is the medical drama House. If you have never watched it, you should take the opportunity to give it a shot as it has the perfect mix of drama and entertainment that makes it the favorite of many people. House is a Fox television show and is syndicated to appear on the USA network as well. Dr. Gregory House is played by Hugh Laurie who brings the character to life in a way that makes these funny house quotes so relevant. You may also be interested in buying House on DVD which is available anywhere DVD’s are sold. The show is wonderful for many reasons, but the big draw is Dr. Gregory House himself. You too may want House quotes for your Facebook status or just to share with friends.
The following quotes are in no particular order and are all quotes from the TV series House and are actually all quotes from Gregory House himself.
Now… On to the quotes! (Which by the way, these great Hugh Laurie quotes are sometimes referred to as Houseisms by fans of House MD.)
Dr. House: “Ah, yes, but as the philosopher Jagger once said, 'You can't always get what you want.'”
Dr. House: "Faith - that's another word for ignorance, isn't it?"
Dr. House:”I went crazy, not stupid.”
Dr. House: “People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There`s nothing any of us can do about it.”
Dr. House: "I
don't ask why patients lie, I just assume they all do."
Dr. House: "there's no I in 'team'. There is a me, though, if you jumble it up."
Dr. House: "Humanity is overrated."
Dr. House: "Tests take time. Treatment's quicker."
Dr. House: "Occam's Razor. The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up."
Dr. House: "Never met a diagnostic study I couldn't refute."
Dr. House: "If he gets better, I'm right, if he dies, you're right."
Dr. House: "There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is --- in fact --- a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate."