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National Humor Month Funny Short Joke Number Seventeen

Updated on April 26, 2012

National Humor Month Funny Short Joke Number Seventeen

In my previous joke, Joke Number Sixteen, although a dog was one of the protagonists, he had a non-speaking part. In this joke, the dog has dialogue. Fair is fair!

Did you hear the one that goes: “A man walks into a bar . . .”

Oh, no, you must be thinking,

Not another man walks into a bar joke.

Why not? It’s the most fun you can have

Without drinking.

Well, almost the most fun.

Joke Number Seventeen

A man with a dog walks into a bar,

Sits down and puts the dog on a stool.

The bartender says, “Wait a minute,

Serving dogs is against the rules.”


“So pick up your dog right now

And get outta here – take a walk.”

“This is no ordinary dog,” says the man,

My dog, Prince, can actually talk.”


“A dog that can talk?” says the bartender,

“Now that is something I’d like to see.

If your dog really can talk,

I’ll serve you all you can drink … for free.”


The man says to the dog,

“I now want you to speak.

I’ll ask you some questions,

Give me the answers I seek.”


“Prince, what do you see

On the outside of a tree?”

‘Bark!’


‘Right,” says the man, “now don’t stop.

What lies just above a house top?”

’Roof!’


“Correct, Prince, you are the smartest.

Now - name a famous French abstract artist.”

‘Arp!’


“Excellent. Now here is a real test,

Who was the greatest baseball player, better than all the rest?

‘Ruth!’


The bartender is furious.

“Take that dog and get outta here.

That dog is just ordinary,

I should throw you both out on your ear.”


When they are back on the street,

Prince turns to his owner and says,

“The bartender was upset when I said, 'Babe Ruth.’

Do you think I should have said Willie Mays?”


Funny Quote

“Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.” – Franklin P. Jones

© Copyright BJ Rakow, Ph.D. 2012. All rights reserved. Author, "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain't So"

No dogs were harmed in the filming of this video. Can't say the same for the people!

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    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      I love these dog jokes, too, Peg. Happy you found them funny, too. Thanks for stopping by, m'dear.

    • PegCole17 profile image

      Peg Cole 

      5 years ago from Dallas, Texas

      Dog jokes are the very best. Gotta love those talking dogs. That cartoon was too funny as well.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Gus. Yes, that joke was resurrected from long, long ago. I do miss Nicols and May - they were supremely creative writers and performers back in the day. Thanks for visiting these funny joke hubs of mine.

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      Gustave Kilthau 

      6 years ago from USA

      Good Doctor bj - Good joke. Good enough such that it was used in one of their TV ads by Mike Nichols and Elaine May back in the old days. Jax is long gone now, but it is great to see that joke again.

      Gus :-)))

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Dr. J. Rocco, thanks for the visit and the very funny and loving the video. Do folks ever dance in your market? Just wonderin'.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Thank you, Alicia, for being entertained by the funny ending to this joke and the hilarious video. I always welcome your visits. Promise.

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      Dr, J. Rocco 

      6 years ago

      Very funny indeed! Love the video too. Great job once again. Thank you!

    • AliciaC profile image

      Linda Crampton 

      6 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      I loved the ending to the joke, drbj! That was so funny. The video contained some hilarious scenes, too. Thank you yet again for the entertainment!

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Ann, so you ditto amillar's comment? Fine thing, my commenter's comments are getting comments. Delighted to provide the smile, m'dear.

    • anndavis25 profile image

      anndavis25 

      6 years ago from Clearwater, Fl.

      Did amillar have a funny comment or what? I ditto his comment....

      Thanks for the smile. Ann

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      What a lovely comment, bp - my hubs are a public service? So are yours, m'dear, so are yours. Thank you for the funny and the Up.

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      breakfastpop 

      6 years ago

      Your hubs are a public service in these troubled times. Up and funny!

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Me, too, Scribe. I'll drink to that!

    • Scribenet profile image

      Scribenet 

      6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      I agree, the innocent and lovable combination of children and dogs is impossible to beat and they usually have me laughing!

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Thank you, Frog. Now that I know the secret, I'll be invincible. Frogs will be at my mercy. Ribit, ribit.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      You are hereby awarded five stars for that funny comment, Amillar. You are a clever one. Do you hear me laughing?

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Happy to provide you with the laugh in your day, teaches. I knew you would enjoy the video. The baby is fine but the dog is traumatized. Thanks for the visit and enjoying the joke.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Delighed you had your belly laugh for the day, Scribe. You know, I think you're on to something. We laugh at children and dogs together so much because they are both so innocent and lovable. Whatcha think?

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      An extended laugh, Ruby? I thank you. So does the proctologist. He would have thanked you sooner but he's running a little 'behind.' Heh, heh.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Paradise. Thanks for the LOL again. You are music to my ears, y'know.

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      The Frog Prince 

      6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      How do you make a frog laugh? A ribbit here, a ribbit there...

      The Frog

    • amillar profile image

      amillar 

      6 years ago from Scotland, UK

      "Will 'e know Willie Mays?"

      The man says.

      "Well, 'e may." The dog says,

      "'E well may."

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      Dianna Mendez 

      6 years ago

      Ha,ha,ha..great joke! The video was funny indeed -- the baby on the dog is a little scary though. Thanks for the laugh in my day.

    • Scribenet profile image

      Scribenet 

      6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Now I have had my belly laugh for the day. I think dogs are the biggest hams; combine them with children and hilarity is guaranteed! :)

    • always exploring profile image

      Ruby Jean Richert 

      6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHaHaHa, Proctologist..Hee

    • Paradise7 profile image

      Paradise7 

      6 years ago from Upstate New York

      LOL!! Again!

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Thanks, dahoglund, for loving the dog joke and appreciating the timing for the punchline. I appreciate your visit.

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      Don A. Hoglund 

      6 years ago from Wisconsin Rapids

      Loved that dog story. Just the right timing for the punch line.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, christopher. Wasn't that just retribution when the guy who tried to push the dog in the water fell in himself? I love that sort of Karma. So my articles are a tonic? What a lovely compliment, m'luv.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      So nice to have you visit, tlm. The daly dose of humor is my pleasure, m'dear. Thank you for enjoying the joke and the video and the Up and across and Shared. YOU are the best!

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Watched it again, eh, Becky. I knew you would, m'luv!

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Feline. What a short, sweet, succinct statement. You made ME laugh, m'dear.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Mary, thanks for liking the joke and I knew you would enjoy the video. I've watched it over and over myself, and laugh out loud every time.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Susan, thanks for liking the joke and laughing all through the funny dog video. I still do, too, even though I've viewed it many, many times.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Marcy, thanks for stopping by. That little flying dog in the video did look a bit disoriented, didn't he? I think the pilot must have hit a wind shear or performed some acrobatic maneuver. Betcha the dog won't want to go up in an airplane soon again.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, John, thanks for the visit and loving the joke and the video. You are pretty clever yourself with your multi-ethnic joke. Must be hundreds like that one. Which I haven't included because I'm trying to be PC . . . sometimes.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Thanks, Ruby for loving that dog and this joke. Prince is rather special. And I knew you would enjoy the video with that inquisitive, daring little girl. When she grows up, she may becom a veterinarian ... or a proctologist!

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Pamela, thanks for enjoying the joke and the video. And also for the Up and funny one more time. Aren't dogs the funniest people?

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      So happy, Becky, that you are giggling over the video. It makes me laugh, too, every time I view it. Thanks for enjoying the joke and the cartoon, too. So this was a good one? So are you, m'dear, so are you.

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      Christopher Antony Meade 

      6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      The best bit was when the man fell in to the water when he tried to push the dog in. Hilarious! That really got me laughing. Your articles are a tonic. They should be available on the National Health Service.

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      tlmcgaa70 

      6 years ago from south dakota, usa

      terrific joke and awesome video, thank you so much for the daily dose of humor, you are the best! have a wonderful day. voted up and across and shared

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      Becky Katz 

      6 years ago from Hereford, AZ

      I just had to come watch that video again. heeheeheehee

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      Feline Prophet 

      6 years ago

      Let talking dogs lie? :D

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      Mary Hyatt 

      6 years ago from Florida

      The joke was pretty funny. I laughed out loud at the video, though. I just went back and watched it again. Thanks for the laugh at the end of my day. Goodnight.

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      Susan Zutautas 

      6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      There's so many funny pet videos out there. Laughed all the way through it. Great joke too :)

    • Marcy Goodfleisch profile image

      Marcy Goodfleisch 

      6 years ago from Planet Earth

      Great video - I loved the little clip in the airplane with the dog flying around in the back seat. I wonder if they flew upside down or something for that shot; there were papers drifting around in the cockpit, too.

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      John MacNab 

      6 years ago from the banks of the St. Lawrence

      Loved the joke and the videos, drbj. Did you hear about the Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman who walk into a bar and belly up to the bar?

      The barman says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

      Keep 'em coming.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Love that Dog..The video was hilarious, LOL at the inquisitive little girl. Another fun joke..Loved it..

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      Pamela Oglesby 

      6 years ago from Sunny Florida

      The video is so funny and I enjoyed the joke also. Up and funny one more time.

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      Becky Katz 

      6 years ago from Hereford, AZ

      I am giggling over the video. Did she have to touch him there. I loved the part where the guy was shoving the dog towards the water and fell in. The joke was great and the cartoon was funny too. This was a good one.

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