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Get My Book For Free! Pretty Please?

Updated on September 10, 2015
How excited I'll be if you download my book for FREE in exchange for your unbiased review. Can you say no to this face? Of course not.
How excited I'll be if you download my book for FREE in exchange for your unbiased review. Can you say no to this face? Of course not.

I wrote a book, peeps

Hey, everyone! Guess what? I wrote a book on Amazon and you can read it for FREE! No, for reals. Seriously. Still detecting some skepticism. Very well, then, I'll prove it.

Just copy and paste this link and watch magic happen:

You need to have an account with storycartel to find oit, but that literally takes five seconds and it's also FREEEEE (cue peevish whine here). If you've never heard of, I'll forgive you under one condition: go, sign up for an account (which, by the way, will also give you access to tons of other free books on a regular basis), and download my little baby via PDF or kindle.

So what's the catch? Why, nothing but your unbiased review! presents you with multiple options on how to do this. Frankly, I don't care how you do it; I"ll just like you to do it! =D =D =D

If you love it, great! I wanna hear about it. If you think it's "meh," great! I wanna hear about it. If you think it's the dumbest, most cliched piece of garbage to ever come screaming out of the womb of literary development, great! I wanna hear about it.

If you wanna get it for a few bucks, you can also go here (but let's be real; who's gonna pass up free?):

P.S. This is the virgin viewing of my baby, and I'm giving my fellow hubbers the first peek. That's how much I care. Of course, shortly after this post, I will proceed to shamelessly post this link across all my social media in a desperate call for attention, but you guys get the maiden glance. So show me some love. Pretty please?


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