Guess Who Just Became A Twit On Twitter.

From little old Knitters,

to girls who are bitter,

to Hollywood hitters

all glamour and glitter

it's a short phrase transmitter

Whether you're on the shitter,

or a bored babysitter,

or lonelys old guy seeking love,

so go gitter,

Twitter won't keep you fitter,

but if one's longwinded

your words will be rescinded

they don't like huge opinions

from the masses or minnions

only short tweets R winning

every Twit has a chance

to let their brianwaves dance,

in this tweet happenstance,

so jump in, take a stance,

you just might get a glance.

make connections with folks,

read all of Buseys jokes,

have some fun, take a poke,

at some really weird bloke,

all it takes is some thoughts

and some accurate strokes,

if your blood is typo,

then you need to type slow,

mispelled messages blow,

like what I left below

I typed lonelys instead

of just lonely and found,

that there's no edit button

to erase what I pound,

on the white screen it stays

till the end of my days,

so be sure when you tweet

that it looks the right way,

otherwise just relax and

have fun while you play

with the buttons and write

something really profound,

all it takes it two lines and

you'll be most reknowned,

for a second or two

till the next tweet comes down,

then it's off to the bottom,

hey, I'll see you around.

MFBIII