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Guess Who Just Became A Twit On Twitter.

Updated on July 22, 2010

From little old Knitters,

to girls who are bitter,

to Hollywood hitters

all glamour and glitter

it's a short phrase transmitter

Whether you're on the shitter,

or a bored babysitter,

or lonelys old guy seeking love,

so go gitter,

Twitter won't keep you fitter,

but if one's longwinded

your words will be rescinded

they don't like huge opinions

from the masses or minnions

only short tweets R winning

every Twit has a chance

to let their brianwaves dance,

in this tweet happenstance,

so jump in, take a stance,

you just might get a glance.

make connections with folks,

read all of Buseys jokes,

have some fun, take a poke,

at some really weird bloke,

all it takes is some thoughts

and some accurate strokes,

if your blood is typo,

then you need to type slow,

mispelled messages blow,

like what I left below

I typed lonelys instead

of just lonely and found,

that there's no edit button

to erase what I pound,

on the white screen it stays

till the end of my days,

so be sure when you tweet

that it looks the right way,

otherwise just relax and

have fun while you play

with the buttons and write

something really profound,

all it takes it two lines and

you'll be most reknowned,

for a second or two

till the next tweet comes down,

then it's off to the bottom,

hey, I'll see you around.

MFBIII

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    • Micky Dee profile image

      Micky Dee 7 years ago

      MFB- this was beautiful! I'm sure it would be even more so if I knew what the heck you were talking about.

      I've never twitted a twit!

      I signed up but never gave a $hi&.

      My twitting name is Oil Can Guster,

      So I have no idea about the fluster!

    • Kaie Arwen profile image

      Kaie Arwen 7 years ago

      you are funny........... twitting is all the rage you know? That would be why I don't! Have fun with this.......... Kaie

    • always exploring profile image

      Ruby Jean Fuller 7 years ago from Southern Illinois

      ME, like Micky never twitted a twit

      but sounds like fun from where i sit

      Since Micky,s twitting name is Oil Can Gusher

      I,ll have a pretty name like Rose

      I,ll remove one from a beautiful cluster

      I oh so enjoyed your witty rhyme

      it was like music and the beat was so fine

      and they were not your run-of-the-mill rhyme

      they were lovely and just one-of-a-kind

    • Deborah Demander profile image

      Deborah Demander 7 years ago from First Wyoming, then THE WORLD

      All theses comments are fine

      they all seem to rhyme

      and the meter is iambic it seems.

      I tried once to twit

      My kids had a fit

      they said I am only funny in my dreams.

      Namaste friend

    • lorlie6 profile image

      Laurel Rogers 7 years ago from Bishop, Ca

      Just last week my 22 year old son told me he'd be 'ashamed' of me if I used Twitter. Oh, well-he's always been ashamed of his mom...:)

    • Sa`ge profile image

      Sa`ge 6 years ago from Barefoot Island

      I never even been to twitter! maybe i will go see what all the clatter is about one day. love you! catch you on the flip! ~aloha~

    • saddlerider1 profile image

      saddlerider1 6 years ago

      I signed up the Twit I am

      Still don't have the jam

      I find to twitter with flickr

      Many a twits I receive

      Very few I am relieved to

      get as my twitty friends

      Tell me I am not fit to

      Match the wits of twits on

      twitter so I just resist to

      Twit and instead I hub a dub

      In the tub of Hubs

      Where my true friends rub

      Me with their writs

    • Painter Penfield profile image

      Painter Penfield 6 years ago from Tampa Bay area Florida

      Fine rhymes.

      Now let's quit twitting and make some dimes!

      p.s. I don't twitter yet, haven't got the strength for a new addiction and habit.

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