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He Misses Ex-Mrs. (limerick)

Updated on November 15, 2012

Real happy well this man was not

He misses his ex-wife a lot

Each boyfriend she must

Into his face thrust

She’s lucky he’s just a bad shot


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Amusing indeed.

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      Robin Grosswirth 

      5 years ago from New York

      One person usually gets burned not clobbered. Luckily, he was a bad shot. Sadly, feelings still remain unresolved. Interesting.

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      ignugent17 

      5 years ago

      It is nice to show off sometimes. :-))))

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Rather, good thing he IS a bad shot.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, So funny and Leslie you crack me up!!! HAW HAW

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      She really must desist with the thrust,

      afore he aims well - and sends her to hell!

      xx

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Mhatter, thank you for the wicked chuckle, I needed that before heading off to dream land. I've Just finished a good, but tiring night shift. But, I will be over to read your poem later, I had a quick look earlier but in my current state I will not be able to do it justice.

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      Marlene Bertrand 

      5 years ago from USA

      Fun to read, but sad to realize that some people do tend to flaunt their new relationships in front of the old ones.

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      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      Yes, true that sometimes relationships are forms of power play. Especially in the ones gone sour! Thanks for sharing.

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      Randi Benlulu 

      5 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      funny limerick!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      giggles.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      You always add a healthy heart dose of humor to my day.

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      CrisSp 

      5 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Wicked! You always make me laugh! Great read this Friday afternoon! Thanks Martin!

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      IAmForbidden 

      5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      :) Great limericks!

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      Linda Crist 

      5 years ago from Central Virginia

      Spoken like one who knows. :-)

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      flashmakeit 

      5 years ago from usa

      Hahaha he missed her. That was very clever!

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      Daisy Mariposa 

      5 years ago from Orange County (Southern California)

      Martin,

      I love your limericks! This one is great!

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      O, my. What a perfect way to end my day. Sending Angels your way. :) ps

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      You never fail to amuse and amaze!

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      Girish puri 

      5 years ago from NCR , INDIA

      Hilarious and mind blowing, you make my day. Martin

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      Nancy 

      5 years ago from California

      This poem made me laugh b/c it is true in a lot of relationships gone sour. Thanks for posting. Everyone needs good laugh sometime or another.

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