Health Benefits of Papayas: Poem
About this poem: I have never even eaten a papaya but the health benefits of papaya are a popular internet topic so you should learn about them like I did. In fact, I didn't even know what they looked like until I searched for a stock photo. I hope this poem convinces you to eat more papaya. Also, if you have any experience with the taste and texture of papaya please leave a comment because that part of the poem I had to make up.
Papaya fruit so
sour and bitter
with the crunch
of a carrot
the color of a parrot
named Dave who has
been held captive at
Wally's Pet World
for 19 years.
But I digress
It's like a water cress
pickled and tickled
on your tongue
It will keep you young
because it has minerals
and other stuff
Put it in a blender to make a face mask
It also makes dandruff shampoo
One part blended papaya
and one part head and shoulders
it will help you lift boulders
because it's high in protein
About this poem
Since this is a poem I have poetic license to write about papayas in an unconventional way while still helping the reader seek the truth and come to a deeper understanding about papayas, their relationship to papayas, and their place in the universe. I hope this poem brings you closer to Allah.