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Health Benefits of Papayas: Poem

Updated on July 10, 2016
Pixabay. Papayas must be the best food on earth or else there wouldn't be so much crap on the internet about them.
Pixabay. Papayas must be the best food on earth or else there wouldn't be so much crap on the internet about them. | Source

About this poem: I have never even eaten a papaya but the health benefits of papaya are a popular internet topic so you should learn about them like I did. In fact, I didn't even know what they looked like until I searched for a stock photo. I hope this poem convinces you to eat more papaya. Also, if you have any experience with the taste and texture of papaya please leave a comment because that part of the poem I had to make up.

Papaya fruit so

sour and bitter

with the crunch

of a carrot

the color of a parrot

named Dave who has

been held captive at

Wally's Pet World

for 19 years.

But I digress

It's like a water cress

pickled and tickled

on your tongue

It will keep you young

because it has minerals

and other stuff

Put it in a blender to make a face mask

It also makes dandruff shampoo

One part blended papaya

and one part head and shoulders

it will help you lift boulders

because it's high in protein


About this poem

Since this is a poem I have poetic license to write about papayas in an unconventional way while still helping the reader seek the truth and come to a deeper understanding about papayas, their relationship to papayas, and their place in the universe. I hope this poem brings you closer to Allah.

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    • SmartAndFun profile image

      SmartAndFun 

      2 years ago from Texas

      Rage!!! Its there fault you cant get franklyn featured since they wont even let you be apart of the forum's to get some incite!!!

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      calculus-geometry 

      2 years ago

      papiah taste's like feat or but, too me at least. mabey i just eight some groase ones.

    • willmcwryter profile imageAUTHOR

      Will Mcwryter 

      2 years ago from West Virginia

      wow they band me for 36 hour's look's like ill have to wait to recieve valuable incite from my fellow featured writer's.

    • SmartAndFun profile image

      SmartAndFun 

      2 years ago from Texas

      Maybe you should get advice from the forum's on how to get Better Qualitee for franklyn.

    • willmcwryter profile imageAUTHOR

      Will Mcwryter 

      2 years ago from West Virginia

      wow nevermind they are featured. except for franklyn the hen which i consider my best story yet.

    • willmcwryter profile imageAUTHOR

      Will Mcwryter 

      2 years ago from West Virginia

      wow thanks for the comment's. none of my resent poem's are featured, i don't know whats going on here. i thout huppages was a place where any poem could be featured.

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      SmartAndFun 

      2 years ago from Texas

      You mean groce like groceries? They don't always have papaya's at my grocery store. :(

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      calculus-geometry 

      2 years ago

      grate poim. papiah is groce btw.

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