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Hillary, Gary, Doc, and Humpty Trumpy
Humpty Trumpy
Humpty Trumpy
can't build his Wall.
Humpty Trumpy
had a great fall.
All the Rep.'s forces,
and all Trumpy's men,
couldn't fight media sources
and save him again.*
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*But voters determined to have changes in Washington, DC did.
Hillary's Rickety Schlock
Hillary's, rickety, schlock,
the other woman's a doc.
Green Party so green
she hardly was seen,
nor Hilary 'cept for her schlock.
Her Sanders disbanders,
like poppies at Flanders,
left no one free from their shock.
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If you were eligible to vote in the USA's presidential election today, how would you vote?
Wee Gary Johnson
Wee Gary Johnson
ran with a frown,
upstairs and downstairs
resembling a clown.
He didn't know Aleppo.
It drew a mental blank,
which caused some million chuckles,
and emptied out his bank.
Cast A Vote For Dear Old Stein
Cast a vote for dear old Stein.
Shout 'til the rafters ring.
Stand and pledge your vote once again.
She'll need them one and all you know.
Rallies have been kind of slow.
Stein for the happy hours.
Stein for the carefree days.
Stein has some words of praise.
[Who did you say her running mate was again?]
Even as we vote the dying continues.
A final thought:
Americans like to make fun of lawyers, the rich, doctors, and politicians. So it is no surprise that Mrs. Clinton (former lawyer and politician), Mr. Trump (one of America's richest men), Dr. Jill Stein (a real physician), and former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson (a longtime politician and businessman) should all have had some fun directed at them, some fairly barbed.
After an election campaign that has seemed interminable, these were my parting shots.
My opening salvo can be found at this link: http://hubpages.com/entertainment/Limerick-Of-The-Donald
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