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Hillary, What a Beer Has To Do With Monica?

Updated on November 26, 2012

Our song for a party hub... enjoy...!

We don't want to be politically incorrect, but when we heard in the news that Hillary went to a bar in Cartagena, to have a good time with her entourage and aides, she didn't mean to expend our taxes in a cheap n' dales private or "secret service."


Romancing the night away...!

After a long day on a summit and temperatures above 89 degrees, Hillary decided to give her own farewell to the Colonial city of Cartagena assisting to a night club called Havana. We know she was not like George asking Condoleezza if Havana was the capital of Cartagena.

The thing is that... when you join a crowd and they cheer you up with the most cleanest intentions, you don't have no other choice but join the fun and let that tension go away in the middle of the night. Hillary made sure (we know for sure) no one around her was 'named' or called 'Monica'... and after a half an hour of typical Colombian rhythms and some beers, Hillary found out herself being the best representative from our Chancellery. Not even Margaret Thatcher was this joyful when she took Falkland Islands from Argentina in 1982. Not even Helmut Kohl was this outgoing, being a chancellor. Have you ever seen Henry Kissinger dancing a Lambada next to Shakira? We know 'hips don't lie.'


To your health Bill! No cigar involved, just a Poker Beer..!

Senator McCain was well aware of her strength by calling her, " That one of us!" after that trip to Eastern Europe. On Sunday night April 15th, when the Titanic was being commemorated, Hillary was having a good time ,and sinking the 'unsinkable.'

We support her ladies night out, to say the less. All was in the open and not behind doors on her Hotel room. After seeing the pictures, we might wonder if Bill felt that he was framed unconsciously. What we know is that Hillary didn't slap any one on the face. She was minding her own business and probably thinking, "If the secret service messed up, by not paying a 'service,' I was not going to make the same mistake this time."

Hillz, living a life as normal as ours!
Hillz, living a life as normal as ours! | Source

So far we know that...

She did have the best time of her life. Even though the pics say more than a thousand words, we support Hillary on her 'ladies night out.' This reminded me that typical 'divorced party' next to Tom Hanks, Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifianakis, but I shut my mouth. We didn't want to ask the question but here it goes: Was she able to manage the trip back on AF1? Didn't she feel that next day Summit's hanging all over? I was thinking of the movie, where you wake up the next morning and tell your spouse on the cell, "Darn it, it happened again!"

Our guys in Cartagena, after they got caught!
Our guys in Cartagena, after they got caught!


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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Hi There Flora,

    This was a fun article for us as well. There is no maybe or perhaps to the fact that Hillary is a cool lady, who can tell us if hips do not lie. Thanks!


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    Flora Breen Robison 5 years ago

    I don't remember seeing Hillary looking so carefree. What a fun article!

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Thanks Faith! You are such a wonderful friend! And laughter is always welcome.

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    Faith Reaper 5 years ago

    Ha, I didn't even notice that. Yes, but I just started laughing so hard, and then . . . had to excuse myself. Ha. Sorry. It is is your fault. Thanks for thinking of someone for my daughter. Laughter is good for the soul, and my daughter also likes those who can make her laugh taht hard. Peace. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Debbie Brooks, Hillary did have a nice time, jokes aside she is a cool lady. Thanks for your support my friend!

    @Hi AUDRA LEIGH, You are so funny as well! yeah we did 'have a ball' doing this writing... what ball were you talking about though?

    @ Sweetie Pie, All the power to women on politics! This is getting out of hand. The Colombian dream for the S.S. went down the toilet!

    @Always Exploring, She looks cute, as a sorority member. I wonder if Bill have already seen these pics. We are not in Arkansas anymore Bill!

    @Purvis Bobbi, Hillary is the wo-man! She did remind us that aside from politics we need to have a ball every Bill and then!

    @Billybuc, This was too much! This doesn't apply to that saying, 'only in America.' I'm laughing as well! Lol!

    @Gypsy48, She seems to be wearing a lose black dress. Just a reminder: Cartagena is hot all the time... and you need to wear casual unless you work for an office.

    @Pamela99, this was just a humorous vein from us. Words just come naturally and we love to see our friends smile. I guess it goes both ways (interacting smiles)

    @Faith reaper, no wonder you never added your signature quote, in his name? Not much to add to your hilarious response. Weren't you too personal... like, I don't know. Better stop here. Thanks for making us smile. Still trying to think of someone worth top recommend for your daughter.


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    Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

    Oh me!!! Lord, you made me have to go pee - Sorry, I'm back now. Can one say that here? Oops If not, please delete!!! What a great satire indeed! You are genius in your writings. Watch out, the secret service may need someone like you, now, and come a calling. Ha. Faith Reaper

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    Pamela Oglesby 5 years ago from United States

    I love the way you wrote about this hilarious night out that Hillary and pals enjoyed. I guess a girl's night out is okay. Your sense of humor made this hub great. I laughed the whole way through.

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    Gypsy48 5 years ago

    Love this hub! I say you go girl to Hillary! Nothing wrong with having some fun. I just wonder though, if she was wearing her usual pant suit?

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    Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

    Very, very funny my friend! I laughed my way through the entire hub and then read it again so I could laugh some more.

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    PurvisBobbi44 5 years ago from Florida


    Everyone needs to blow the cobwebs out of their minds, and have a fun night out once in a while.

    You can write on any topic and come out smelling like a Lavender Rose--they are the best.

    Your Hub Friend,


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    Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

    HaHaHaHa, I really like this. I love Hillary. Happy she had a good time. I didn't know she liked beer.YUCK..I don't know why, but i thought perhaps she would prefer red wine..These pictures will be all over FOX news. HaHa

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    SweetiePie 5 years ago from Southern California, USA

    Glad she is being open enough to be herself now. I also noticed she danced at a Lady Gaga concert and enjoyed it with her family. I always thought people were too hard on her declaring she was too masculine or too strong, but when men act that way in politics, people love it. More power to Hillary, I have always admired her.

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    iamaudraleigh 5 years ago

    I lmao when I read this!!! Voted up for having the balls and the sense of humor to write this!

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    Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

    Lord...this is so cute....i guess. Hillary does need a ladies night out...i know i would....great writing...voted up and sharing..debbie