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Hillary, What a Beer Has To Do With Monica?
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We don't want to be politically incorrect, but when we heard in the news that Hillary went to a bar in Cartagena, to have a good time with her entourage and aides, she didn't mean to expend our taxes in a cheap n' dales private or "secret service."
Romancing the night away...!
After a long day on a summit and temperatures above 89 degrees, Hillary decided to give her own farewell to the Colonial city of Cartagena assisting to a night club called Havana. We know she was not like George asking Condoleezza if Havana was the capital of Cartagena.
The thing is that... when you join a crowd and they cheer you up with the most cleanest intentions, you don't have no other choice but join the fun and let that tension go away in the middle of the night. Hillary made sure (we know for sure) no one around her was 'named' or called 'Monica'... and after a half an hour of typical Colombian rhythms and some beers, Hillary found out herself being the best representative from our Chancellery. Not even Margaret Thatcher was this joyful when she took Falkland Islands from Argentina in 1982. Not even Helmut Kohl was this outgoing, being a chancellor. Have you ever seen Henry Kissinger dancing a Lambada next to Shakira? We know 'hips don't lie.'
To your health Bill! No cigar involved, just a Poker Beer..!
Senator McCain was well aware of her strength by calling her, " That one of us!" after that trip to Eastern Europe. On Sunday night April 15th, when the Titanic was being commemorated, Hillary was having a good time ,and sinking the 'unsinkable.'
We support her ladies night out, to say the less. All was in the open and not behind doors on her Hotel room. After seeing the pictures, we might wonder if Bill felt that he was framed unconsciously. What we know is that Hillary didn't slap any one on the face. She was minding her own business and probably thinking, "If the secret service messed up, by not paying a 'service,' I was not going to make the same mistake this time."
So far we know that...
She did have the best time of her life. Even though the pics say more than a thousand words, we support Hillary on her 'ladies night out.' This reminded me that typical 'divorced party' next to Tom Hanks, Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifianakis, but I shut my mouth. We didn't want to ask the question but here it goes: Was she able to manage the trip back on AF1? Didn't she feel that next day Summit's hanging all over? I was thinking of the movie, where you wake up the next morning and tell your spouse on the cell, "Darn it, it happened again!"