How To Cut A Square Muffin!

First let me say the way I know it muffins are supposed to be round no other way for this gal,

My yummy little muffins got squished,

They are blueberry my fave,

But they are SQUISHED,

You see the girl at the checkout packed my bags all wrong and my yummy muffins got squished,

What once was round is now square and that is not the way it should be,

I like my muffins round and my brownies square,

And that's the way it shoud be,

I guess I'll have to handle my own muffins at the store from now on!