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How To Electrify My Thoughts

Updated on December 29, 2010

Only One Zap Will Do

Wouldn't it be grand if when we needed a boost all we had to do

Is Zap each other with an electrical charge

That would not electricute but give us a push in the right direction

Like a magic pill but all natural

Better than any vitamins because you can see the effect almost instantly

We have the technology

We can charge batteries for cars and let them run for hours

Why not say Plug me in I AM A LITTLE LOW ON POWER

I will be right with you and in a half an hour you are ready to go

Energy is all around us

All we have to do is use it to our advantage

We all know that some days we are just drained

We have no energy left

We have done everything right

We have recieved the right amount of sleep

We have eaten all the right foods

There is no emotional issues that cause us unnecessary pain or grief

I have the answer

We need to be charged

Our batteries have run low

If we have focused and have done everything right

That is the only answer

Why didn't anyone think of it before?

It is like a massage of the mind

When the body and the mind are in sync we are unstoppable and we have the greatest potential for the best resutls

So if you are a little under the weather and it's not from the neighborhood flu

You have a full stomach

Just woke up from a nap

Chances are you have come to the right place

Pull up a seat and recline

Make yourself comfortable and there is music and many books if you want to read

I will put you on charge

It is one of the things in this world that is still free of charge

The only thing I ask that you come back when your energy is low

Don't get angry it happens to everyone you know

I have people come in all hours of the day and night

When you leave here you might feel a little extra pep in your step

You might feel a little gitty and extra excitement bursting from within

A feeling of a tingling under your skin

Don't be alarmed this is normal

You are getting in touch with your inner self

There is no way left but to let it out

Go on with your plans

The best thing is to do some good exercise since that's what your body is craving

Have you heard the saying?

If you don't use it you loose it

Well that is what they mean in a few less words

Hold your head up high and keep your posture straight

When was the last time you heard that ?

Yes I know it has been years

No time to slouch

Shoulders back

Just because the charge was free

I didn't say you don't have to enjoy your day

You most certainly will

Because I am a very busy man

Next time I might have to make you wait

Then your charge will take longer

As you slowly drain down and feel weak

No wonder

So go off enjoy your day

Show other people who you are and the things that make you Electrifying!!

 

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    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      7 years ago

      Nighthag You ever touch a shirt or a blanket and get that electric shock.It doesn't hurt but it makes you think.There is definitely electricity there.What happens if we could multiply to increase our energy.Who knows what science is capable of ??I am so glad you enjoyed it.I might be ahead of my time.But we never thought we could cook in minutes what use to take hours in the oven.Thanks to the microwave now there is hardly a home without one.Thanks for sharing my energy.

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      K.A.E Grove 

      7 years ago from Australia

      wonderful piece as always, Can trust on you to make me smile thank you

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      7 years ago

      Acaetnna I think we are on the road to well being.Keep having fun and laughing all the way.Thank you for keeping the happy thoughts alive.

    • acaetnna profile image

      acaetnna 

      7 years ago from Guildford

      You and your words are always amazing.

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      7 years ago

      Rhonda Waits...if you get a truck load of batteries make sure they are RECHARGABLE>>>>>> That is the only way to go...

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      Rhonda Musch 

      7 years ago from The Emerald Coast

      Great hub I am in. Some days I need a truck full of batteries. Are I need several charges. Great hub. Great humor. I voted it up awesome! Have a great electrifying New Year.

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