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How She Became Expert Marksman (limerick)

Updated on March 13, 2014

One day my wife showed me the key

Why an expert marksman was she

Her rifle embraced

Each bullet she traced

On target she placed face of me


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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      Wow!! She has a double barrel there, I see. Ha, ha

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      No way would I date that woman. LOL

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      Suzette Walker 3 years ago from Taos, NM

      Lol! Very funny! Your wife's 'bullets' are amazing

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      That's quite a pair of bullets she's got there!!!


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      Paula 3 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Not fair to carry more than one weapon at a time!

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      She must have really adored him. lol

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