I Like To DO IT At Dusk

Many neighbors think I’m a pain in the ass

Because of the time of day I like to cut my grass

One hour before dark is ideal for me

It’s light enough so I can still see

The day is cooling off as the hot sun slowly sets

I’m not doing anything wrong, I have no regrets

I can’t work in the high heat, in the mid afternoon sun

I have always been this way, dusk is when my outside work gets done

So if you’re that upset about the choices I make

Simply turn your TV up for gosh sake

Close all your windows and both of your doors

Please be patient with me until I’m done with my chores

Maybe I should buy a quiet manual mower that you push

It would sure be a great workout for my legs and my toosh

Or better yet, you move to the country where no neighbors can be found

Then you can have your wish, you won’t be bothered by any sound

Maybe I should cut my grass in my bathing suit

Not sure you’d be upset then or just think it’s cute

I’m sorry I have disturbed you by mowing my lawn

Would you rather I DO IT at the break of dawn?

This is Sharyn's Slant . . .