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I Lose My Temper Three Times Today.

Updated on May 5, 2013

I lose my temper
three times today
Once in the morning
When an old lady beaten
by her husband
cause she let him wait too long
outside the restroom
Second in the afternoon
When the power goes in date with water
so I couldn't watch TV
nor serve net .
The last time at bed time
When tiny creepy crawly bitey
creatures emerge from the mattress -
on which a friend of mine used as a battlefield
for his latest love affair-
moving itches along my skin
to my head
that I am sure he has dropped on
during cleaning up his homely home sewer .

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    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Tuatha,

      Thanks so much for the visit and comment .

    • Tuatha profile image

      Kari Shinal 

      5 years ago from AZ

      You inspired me to post! Noicee!

    • blondey profile image

      Blondey Hubpages 

      5 years ago

      LOL Nice one, Lady E haha!

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      That s hilarious Elena haha lol Really dont know what to say lol

      Thanks so much.You made my day!

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      Elena 

      5 years ago from London, UK

      Lol. You are good....just 3 times a day. Some people lose their temper at least 3 times in the morning, afternoon and evening.

      A. Morning

      Angry at the Alarm Clock

      Driving to Work. Lights always turning red when they approach.

      No parking space at work.

      B. Afternoon

      Restaurant has ran out of their favourite lunch.

      Computer has gone AWOL.

      Boss gave them lots more work to do.

      C. Evening

      Got home late from work.

      The Cat hid the remote control for the TV

      5 Bills have arrived.

      Hope that made you smile. :-)

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Thanks you too:)

    • blondey profile image

      Blondey Hubpages 

      5 years ago

      Take care!

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Not really of anything haha but just natural fear :) Uhmm I have to enjoy my night it s almost 1 am here

      so i think GOOD NIGHT lol see you soon!

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      Blondey Hubpages 

      5 years ago

      well good for you! I don't know of anyone that has no fear of anything! haha! Most people have some sort of thing they don't like too much whether it be rollercoasters or whatnot. Enjoy your day.

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Oh I thought you had it lol so I was fooled haha

    • blondey profile image

      Blondey Hubpages 

      5 years ago

      Oh lol I was just kidding along with you....I don't have a phobia of bugs lol that I know of, though they can be gross. :) I don't even know what that word means.

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Haha LOL I think I dont have any phobias

    • blondey profile image

      Blondey Hubpages 

      5 years ago

      Maybe! haha

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Blondey,

      Are you entomophobic LOL jk

    • blondey profile image

      Blondey Hubpages 

      5 years ago

      Ewwww! Oh goodness bugs!

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Sorry for the language lol

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      orange skys 

      5 years ago from Florida

      hahaha got ya. LOL :D.

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Haha No, something else:)I cant tell hahahaha ..well,It starts with with A and ends with S LOL

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      orange skys 

      5 years ago from Florida

      not sure but I was guessing homely home sewer was toilet was I wrong?

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      lol I am glad you liked it .Thanks for the visit.

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      Shannon Henry 

      5 years ago from Texas

      Haha. A battlefield.... very humorous.

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      @ PHILLYDREAMER.Thanks for the visit and the comment

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      Jose Velasquez 

      5 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      I'd lose it with a day like that.

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Maybe I was the one who was drunk Haha I hope you understand what I meant by homely home SEWER haha

    • orange skys profile image

      orange skys 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Lol great poem good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read the third reason.

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Yea Sir Colin.It is so rare to find people who write humorous poetry here.probably you right,we are searching in wrong places lol

      Thanks for the visit and comment.

      Many blessings to you

      James.

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      epigramman 

      5 years ago

      I love your sense of humor Sir James and if you notice with the genre of humorous poetry it seems to be most rare at the Hub - or maybe I am looking in all of the wrong places , lol.

      I am having my first cup of coffee here with some nice renaissance music and both cats out on the deck. We are definitely entertaining early summer weather now .

      I also love the variety in your writing - different tempos, moods, genres and stories - I can tell you love to write and it also shows in everyone of your pieces ....

      Sending you my warmest wishes from Colin, Tiffy and Gabriel at lake erie time canada 11:33am

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Thanks so much Debbie for the visit and comment.

      Have a nice day!

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      @ marcoujor.Thanks so much for the visit and comment.

      Have a wonderful day!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      James that is so funny.. hope you are having a good day

      Debbie

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      Maria Jordan 

      5 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      Inconsideration; Inconvenience; Indignation...

      Hoping today is a peaceful one for you, James.

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