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If I Were A Cantaloupe~ For Stan Fletcher's Contest
If I Were A Cantaloupe...
If I were a cantaloupe,
I'd get myself a mate
And together we would fill up
A very large bra
We'd go from store to store
And be like mannequins...
for the G size bra.
But in our private time,
I'd file my girls' skin,
for the kind we come in
is thick and rough, not thin
Then I'd buy her a cute little outfit
Just a mumu not a miniskirt
To wrap around her body
And for me a shirt
We could also be bowling balls
And roll down bowling lanes
We could really make people laugh!
And they'd come again and again!
Or maybe ...I could go solo
I could give away my juice
Though it would be like a noose,
At least someone would get some use-
I know though, I have much more to offer-than juice
For my body is pulpy and my skin sorta ugly..
I could be a freak in a sideshow
But, no, let's not there go.
Instead, I will stick with my lady in mumu
I call her Allie
And I'm Pallie...
But we can't elope...you see
That's why (*sigh*) they call us CANT ELOPE! :(