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If Cooks Could Kill (limerick)

Updated on September 25, 2015

The way to his heart was his tummy

So she fed him food that was yummy

This lady could cook

This real deadly crook

As heart attack took one more dummy


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    • MizBejabbers profile image

      Doris James-MizBejabbers 2 years ago

      That's funny, ironic, but funny. Sounds like my husband's cooking.

    • Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

      Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      But what a way to go.

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      Bill Holland 2 years ago from Olympia, WA

      The condemned got a last meal he didn't order, evidently. :)