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In the Doghouse

Updated on June 5, 2012

You call him to come and he acts as if he’s deaf

Or doesn’t understand the command

Give him the task to fetch your slippers

Bring you the morning newspaper

Simple things to do

Suddenly he’s stuck with the mentality of being two

Pat him on the head for the good deeds he performs

Swat him on the ass when he goes and pees in a corner

Rub his nose in his wrong doings

Scold him tell him he has been a bad boy

Sometimes you want to throw your hands up in frustration

Send him off to obedient school

Maybe they will be able to teach him

What you’ve been trying too

Your orders don’t

Seem to register in his brain

When he’s happy he’ll lick your face

Rub up against you showing you his affection

Then run off and get with another bitch

Goes to show he has no discrimination in his

Soul he’ll hump anything that has four legs and a tail

Here you are back to square one

What to do when a dog doesn’t listen

Pack up his doggy bone

Change the locks on his doghouse

Go out and find a dog that will obey

Your every wish and not give a

Second, look at that other bitch

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    • ek ellis profile imageAUTHOR

      ek ellis 

      5 years ago

      Thank you and you too :)

    • Romeos Quill profile image

      Romeos Quill 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Lol! Serious and funny at the same time. Thank you, and have a marvellous weekend.

      Best Wishes,

      R.Q.

    • raciniwa profile image

      raciniwa 

      6 years ago from Naga City, Cebu

      love this...you describe fully well a dog's life...you must be a dog lover?

    • ek ellis profile imageAUTHOR

      ek ellis 

      6 years ago

      Thank you :D

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      Ryem 

      6 years ago from Maryland

      this is great...love it!

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      Akhil S Kumar 

      6 years ago from kerala

      so that what happens at last

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