Jimmy Stewart, Please Get This Giant Rabbit Off My Back
Vintage…
a classy term…
for an automobile.
Just please do me a square…
and don’t type that word
into the description box
above my photo.
I try to fight it…
but hell…
I was in an antique shop today
and I found my cereal bowl.
And then I helped an old lady across the street…
of course…
she was my wife.
Can I help it if I understand
green-stamps, signing off
and, It’s A Wonderful Life?
But hey…
I’ll take Jimmy Stewart's rabbit
over Jake Gyllenhaal's any day.
Not necessarily because
Jimmy is my idol…
I just want him to get Harvey
off my back.
Who is Harvey, you say?
Oh, not you too.
I’m not going crazy…
not losing my mind.
I still remember…
remember what?
It doesn’t matter!
Don’t bother me.
I’ll just continue my
sentimental journey
flipping through the pages
of my family album.
Browsing the black and whites.
Reminiscing over those vintage…
Damn!
Don’t look at me like that.
I’ve got one of those
digital thingy boppers too ya know!
So just put a lid on it
and grab me a soda pop
out of the old ice box
and let’s watch Jimmy
on the movin’ picture show!
