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Just Keeps Getting Better -16

Updated on November 27, 2012


Jeremy boarded the plane with
a sense of excitement cut by

He'd never travelled before.
And now, his first trip, flying
thousands of feet above the
Earth. His first trip, and flying First Class!

After seven hours the trip seemed forever and although others slept he couldn’t. By the time the plane touched down he was depressed and exhausted.

He struggled through Customs and the usual security torment, then into the arrival lounge. And there was Eva and a crowd of people who looked just like her. She was even fatter and uglier than he recalled.

Her family and friends didn’t speak English and there was constant translation as he was subjected to one flabby hug after another. Then they squeezed into a car, Eva explained that the baby was too young to travel.

Jeremy made dull hums interspersed with yawns and was nodding out by the time they arrived. He needed to go directly to bed. As Max was sleeping it was just a glance at the crib before Jeremy fell onto the bed and was out.


When he woke, Eva was beside him feeding the baby. Her huge breast anything but sexy.

Max was the spitting image of the Pillbury Doughboy.

Jeremy went into the bathroom, decided to take a hot bath, something he hadn’t been able to do since Eva had returned home. He used all the fancy products and in a bit Eva came in to wash his back and hair.

When he came out she slathered him with moisturiser. She had bought him new clothes in which she dressed him, then they went to breakfast.

Everyone had long finished but they shared coffee as the cook plied him with food. There was another tedious translation session then Max cried and he was forced to go with Eva into the bedroom where the baby was put into his arms for the first time.

The baby looked into his eyes then urinated.

Just keeps getting better he thought


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