Just an average day...! I thought so.
Went to a bar to drink my life away
Was sitting down next to a pretty blonde
A killer look, wishing my mother in law was gone..!
She seemed to recognize this stud with a thong
"Are you the father of my kids?"
she asked sure of her... pointing out at me.
"Oh Lord have mercy," I said
"Why this is happening to me?
End of the year, broke and in need...!"
Recalling my 12 months of bachelor's partying good deeds
I could swear she was the one I met and came to me...
"Oh! Got it! You are the stripper that I met at Sam's," I said
The one that gave me the joy of my life and that stupid bonnet
"I don't think so. All I know is that you are the dad of one of my kids"
"Woman please, it's gotta be you!: blond, tall, the one that I ever dreamed of"
"Well handsome dad, don't deny your kid!" she screamed.
"Woman let's be real... You want this thing to happen again?" I said
"Forget it then. You are not in your right mind"
"Just tell me, you want to recall that night, right?"
She got furious and grabbed her bag
I wanted to know if I was the father of that child!
"Since he is mine, prove it young lady"
She was about to hit me back so hard...
"You are not man enough to admit it now!"
"If you don't prove it, we might as well say bye, Ciao!"
She took a picture out of her pink purse, inside her bag
"This is the proof, so you won't get so mad!"
"Wait a minute: A bunch of kids and a teacher?
There is my Josh, right in the middle of that picture"
"Yes Mr. Cross, You are the dad of one of my kids
I wanted to explain, but you came out with the truth"
"So sorry, that blond lap dancer was just a gift.
A pay back from my pal John Paul Ortiz."
"Well I'm Nancy, Just argued with Hubby as you see
and wanted to take some free time way," she said
"Well hopefully you won't tell this to my son Tomorrow"
"Rest assure Mr. Cross. You might be at the wrong place I think"
"What's the matter Nancy, please!" I said
Why don't come to meet a girl who is my friend," she replied.
"So? Nothing wrong with all this right?", I said
"This is a bar for ladies seeking ladies, Mr. Cross"
"Oh, no!!, and I already drank more than I thought
Courtesy of this Lady Gaga, who missed her call"
"Can We keep this as a secret too Mr, Cross?"
"Sure Nancy, had to get my wife this Winnie-the-pooh,
just hold on to those beers and say bye to that chick friend of you!"
I left all sweat up, avoiding all that crowd that held me back that night
No more drinks for free from drag queens in disguise!