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Updated on June 13, 2012

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Heavy Korean accents:

She was about to get on the bus and said WAT DAE, WAT DAE (in Korean it came, it came)
American man next to her thought she said WHAT DAY? So he responded MONDAY MONDAY...she heard it as Mon dae Mon dae (in Korean meaning WHAT?)
So she said bus day bus day...then the man goes oh HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

English As A Second Language:

There was this Russian guy, this Spanish guy and this Korean guy all in the same ESL class. The teacher told them to make a sentence using the word 'hostess' for homework.

So the next day the Russian guy goes "Oh I have a good sentence. The hostess was very courteous." And the teacher said "Wow that was really good!"

The Spanish guy goes, "Oh I have a better sentence. My mother is a good hostess when others come over." Then the teacher said, "Wow that was really good!"

Finally the Korean guy goes, "I have the best sentence. When my mother answers the phone, she says hostess?"


Margaret Cho - All American Girl

10 Questions Asked of Asian.

1. Where are you from?

I am American.

2. No, where are you really from?

My parents are from ----- but I am born in New York. I personally know people from many backgrounds who were born in America.

Instead of saying they are ...........etc American they will tell you they are American. Being born anywhere in the world cannot change people's background.

That is why people have to ask them second question. Where are you really from? I noticed people are interested in your background.

3. Do you know karate?

Not every Asian person know Karate ( Martial arts).

4. Can you see when you smile?

Well, this question is rude.

5. Do you eat dog?

Most Asians eat dogs.

6. What's my name in Korean?

Most Asian people change their first names to Western name but they do keep or be called by their Asian names at home.

7. What kind of computer should I buy?

I don't know answer to this question.

8. Where did you learn to speak English so good?

Some Asian people speak good English because they already learned English in school before coming to America .

9. Do you know how to use a fork?

Most Asian people of oriental background use only chopsticks or spoon for soup.

10. Do you know Connie Chung?

Connie Chung's background is Chinese but I believe she is born in America.

Super Kid V.S. Wonder Baby

South Korea: Very Interesting Please Watch.

SOUTH KOREA - Seoul Travel Guide

A Rabbi and a Korean:

A rabbi is sitting on an airplane next to a Korean guy. After they have been flying together in silence for a while, the rabbi leans over and says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Chinese for what you did at Pearl Harbor."

The Korean looks shocked and replies, "What the hell are you talking about?!?!? It was the Japanese the bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. And besides, I'm not Chinese or Japanese, I'm Korean!"

The rabbi says, “Korean, Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

A little while later, the Korean man says, "You know I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic." The rabbi looks confused and mad and says, "What are you talking about? The Jews didn't have anything to do with that! An iceberg sank the Titanic!"

The Korean guy replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, what's the difference?"


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  • TheMonk profile image

    TheMonk 6 years ago from Brazil

    Thanks for the laughs. Liked this hub a lot!

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    joo joo  7 years ago

    hey goood jokes

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Welcome shimla,

    Thanks for viewing & commenting on my hub. Please visit again.

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    shimla 7 years ago

    Love the 'you know you've been in Korea too long section' - hilarious! Shimla

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Hi pretty,

    Well Kimchi is very delicious, I like it myself too some time. Korean people eat Kimchi with breakfast too. See you at Filipino hub soon. Enjoy rest of your day.

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    prettydarkhorse 7 years ago from US

    kimchi breath hehe, Thank you for the smile in the morning, Maita