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Uncle Larry And The Bigfoot.

Updated on December 16, 2011

Uncle Larry And The Bigfoot. - By Pat Gillem

One day Uncle Larry was fly fishing, on a beautiful mountain stream,

suddenly a rock landed in front of him, followed by a high pitched scream!

Uncle Larry turned all red, then blue, then a very white pale,

he dropped his favorite fishing pole, and bolted up the trail.

Now Gil was fishing a quiet little pool, further up the stream,

he thought the world had ended, when he heard that awful scream!

He stepped out onto the narrow trail, to see about all the fuss,

when they both ran over him, like a big runaway city bus.

Bigfoot chased Uncle Larry, down the mountain, to the limits of the city,

Bigfoot thought to himself, ' It was fun chasing him, but its over what a pity.'

Uncle Larry went to their favorite gathering place, to tell the awful tale,

then he exclaimed,'' I left Gil behind, they should just take me off to jail!''

Just then Gil stumbled into the room, and just stood there stunned and blinking,

everyone in the room was wondering, just what in the world he was thinking.

He said, ' I don't know what actually happened, during that big ole fuss,

but one thing I would like to know is, who the heck was driving that bus?! ''

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi Manlypoetryman - I have to agree with you sir. If he was chasing me, I would probably learn to walk on water. Lol. Thanks for stopping by.

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      manlypoetryman 5 years ago from (Texas !) Boldly Writing Poems Where No Man Has Gone Before...

      If'n that had been me...the closest city would have been too close to stop runnin' from Bigfoot...I wouldn't have stopped for three more Continents!

      Great tale and Nonsense Poem...with a an outdoor theme. Loved it...You have much humor, Paddyboy60!

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      I agree with ya that hairy things don't like swampy places.

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      WD Curry 111 5 years ago from Space Coast

      Me either, but it could be that Puerto Rican thing . . . Chupacabadra. It might be more more likely, if you ask me. No one knows what it is. After all, big hairy mammals don't do well in the Florida swamps, except for bears and panthers. Squirrels don't even like it.

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi WD - Good to hear from you again. About the Bigfoot, I wouldn't be surprised.

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      WD Curry 111 5 years ago from Space Coast

      Do you think the Ocala Swamp Monster is Big Foot? I do.

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi MM - I am so glad you stopped by. You are always welcome.

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Fabulous Paddy! Loved it, very funny and voted up!

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi ya Gus - That's a good one my friend! Never thought of it that way. Always good to hear from ya. (:

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      Gustave Kilthau 5 years ago from USA

      Howdy Paddyboy - If someone should ever ask you to list the foods in a Sasquatch's diet, never say "Sas-squash." No need to get folks to thinking that Bigfoot is a cannibal.

      Gus :-)))

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hello Goego - He had it in high gear. Lol. Thanks for stopping by.

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi Mljdgulley - Thank you so much for stopping by!

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      goego 5 years ago from Loserland

      ahhahah floor it Sasquatch

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      mljdgulley354 5 years ago

      Oh paddyboy that was too funny. You had right to the end.