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Laundry (A Poem)

Updated on September 20, 2012
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I spend enough time doing laundry, that I've managed to make up a poem about it. If you hate laundry like I do then I think you will enjoy this poem!!


Laundry


I really do hate laundry

I do it every day

But no matter how many loads I do

It never goes away


Just when the piles start shrinking

My daughter cleans her room

And the piles are sky high again,

Now smelling of teen perfume.


My son thinks he needs to change his underwear

Whenever he goes poo

And everyone uses a new towel when they shower

Sometimes even two!


Laundry, laundry, laundry

I wish you’d go away

I’d rather walk around naked

Than do it every day

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    • Mandy M S profile imageAUTHOR

      Mandy M S 

      5 years ago

      Thanks everyone! I actually composed this poem in my head while doing a load of laundry! I did eight loads yesterday and I'm still not caught up! Oh, the bane of my existence! :)

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      IAmForbidden 

      5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      hahaha that was very funny. i hate to do laundry too..then the ironing and folding again...

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Great cute poem about not liking doing the landry .

      Vote funny !

    • Ruchira profile image

      Ruchira 

      5 years ago from United States

      haha...fun poem :)

      I wouldn't mind tossing my dirty clothes in the washer and then transfer into the dryer. It's the folding and ironing that eews me ..lol

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      Stacy Harris 

      5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      Ha ha - this is really cute. As I am currently in the middle of laundry right now this really hit home! Now - I will tell you though - buying new socks will not get rid of the old socks at home. Man - did I learn that lesson. Now I suck it up and fold them instead. Of course, I have enough socks to change them everyday for at least 6 months! ;)

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      Susan Zutautas 

      5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      I'm with you on this one, I hate laundry too :)

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