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What A Bad Day

Updated on September 2, 2011


Bucker notch plucker! I kicked that bucket!
Darn! I lost that football game
Oh Goop!

Left in the world of almighty shame!
Hit the dust in clear air
Kick the dirt I slip down hitting the ground
Emergency room I visit out of town

Oh shoot! The earth knock me back without care
Flocking birds hurdle to laugh
Saying, “Oh! Crazy in the head!”

Oh what a BIG poop! Lies on my game
Introduce a goofball to me today
Gawky appeared on my face
Walking like a geezer
Oh what a KA-Poop!

Meaning: Oh shit I‘m angry! I lost the football game, such a failure I am. I’m really angry and having a bad day. Know one to fight with but the dirt and air. It fought back and I landed on the ground broke my hip to the hospital I went. The bird is laughing at me! They tell me that I have mental issue! Oh you poor thing turn me into a crazy person! Clumsy look on my face like a weird old person! Oh what a grudge!

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      Pipa 5 years ago

      That's awesome. This let me know that I can play with words that mean differently. Like you said, "kick the bucket" is another phrase of angry. WOW...I have never thought of that.

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      chanroth 5 years ago from California, USA

      Hi pipa, thanks! :)

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, funny one, that is if you really didn't break a hip??

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      Kitty 5 years ago

      Found this quite funny!

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