Men Are As Stupid As A Truck
A cold day, a morning walk, bench not far away
Promised rest to travelers, come to spend a day
Ducks march two abreast with promises to stay
side by side in loyalty forever on display
side by side promises chatter through the night
they are paired forever in waddle and in flight
A duck keeps promises of eternal bond with mate
but man begins to waddle after a single date
I can't begin to measure the intellect of a duck
but men are a simple story, they are as stupid as a truck!