MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE...by b. Malin

What happens to Men when they reach a "certain age"?

Are their Brains suddenly bent backwards...

And their Mouths so twisted that only Mean Words are Spoken?

Have they forgotten how to Smile, or Laugh...Or Live, and Let Live.

Or even Love...Maybe that is part of their Problem.

I came across a Man of this Description the other day,

At the Swimming Pool...Spouting all the Rules,

As he Rearranged all the Reclining Chairs...

To line up just so...It was both Amusing and Sad.

My first reaction was Get A Life...Chill out...

Look at the Sky, a Pelican is flying by.

But Alas, Alack, he'd have none of that...

As he walked on by with his Pregnant Belly Look,

I thought to myself, Why don't you exercise your Body...

Instead of your Mouth.

Go take a Swim in the Pool...

Forget the Rules that seem only Important to You.

And Maybe...just Maybe...

You will lead a much Happier and Rewarding Life.

Thank God, it's Never too Late to try...