MY TOOLIE-BUSH HAT

 

I met a pretty little girl folding clothes at the Laundromat

She said that she’d do just about anything to wear my hat

I said you sure can wear it when to your house we do get

She said if I wear it I might even let you slap me on the tush

But I just had my mind on some footsie in the toolie bush

 

 

 

The salesgirl at the department store was one hot little trick

She smiled when she saw my hat, told me she liked it quick

I smiled back and asked ‘is your car an automatic or a stick?’

She said well let’s go look and give that clutch a little push

But I had my mind totally on some footsie in the toolie bush

 

 

 

The girl down at the photo-mat had curly locks and big cow eyes

She said right off she like my hat; wanted to try it on for size

I suggested we head to her place to see if I could get a rise

She said that I am off in an hour or sooner if you are in a mush

Yes, let’s hurry as I thought of was playing footsie in the toolie bush

 

 

 

A little green-eyed honey was selling tickets to the picture show

She said she just wanted to touch my hat and would not accept ‘no’

I winked and said ‘stop talking and then off to your place we go’

Said she was not at all bothered and that I could never make her shush

But all I could think of as she talked was playing footsie in the toolie bush

 

 

 

That hot little long-legged number was tending bar at the Captain’s Scow

She said she liked my old hat, thought it was just the yellow cat’s meow

I gave her a tip of the brim and said ‘why not go to your place right now?’

She quickly locked the liquor cabinet and we both left in a hurried hush

All the way there I was thinking of playing footsie in the toolie bush

 

 

 

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader was certainly one half-naked sweet philly

Said she liked my hat, wanted to know if she could wear at the game, really!

I said it might happen but we needed to head over to her place first silly

We’ll have some wine and on my couch you hinny can comfortably cush

But all the time I was just dreamin’ bout playing footsie in the toolie bush

 

 

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