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Big Date (limerick)

Updated on October 29, 2013

So excited about his blind date.

He just knew it would be so great.

He had to rub his eyes.

Could not believe her size!

Did not know she was heavyweight!

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      calculus-geometry 3 years ago

      There once was a chick of enormous size

      who weighed 80 pounds, just in the thighs.

      She went on a date

      with a wee little mate

      and ordered seventeen plates of fries.

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      Martin Kloess 3 years ago from San Francisco

      Good one. Great to have another partner. welcome

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      W1totalk 3 years ago

      Wow, thats wild.

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      Kevin W 3 years ago from Texas

      Oh wow......that's why I never go one blind dates....lol