Men Are From Mars
Men are from Mars, and Martians have no fear
Women are from Venus and want to take us there
None will leave the other, none will take the bait
So here we cleave together, and treasure our mate
Women are from Venus and wish to talk and share
The cavemen are determined tis best to disappear
Into a storied cavern with gadgets large and small
Then zoom along the highway to watch men chasing ball
Martian manners settle for dirt and spots and smear
Venusians stars shine brightly when flowers and kisses appear
Men are from Mars and willing to battle for the glory
Women are from Venus, where tongues rule, end of story