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Micro-Poem (No.3) Fish For Dinner

Updated on October 30, 2016
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John values the use of humour and enjoys writing and reading limericks and jokes. He is a fan of Monty Python, Mr Bean, Black Books etc.

Do Yo Like to Fish?

Are there any avid fishermen and women out there reading this? Just love to fish, whether you catch anything or not, getting up at 5am, digging worms for bait, making sure all the fishing gear (lines, reels, hooks etc) are all ship-shape and ready to go. Then arriving at the spot and throwing the line in, and waiting.. and waiting. Hours pass and you catch nothing, apart from some snags and a few small nibbles that just take your bait. But you love it anyway, the fresh air, getting away from it all (or the wife), or an excuse to drink beer either accompanied or alone.

Or maybe you are like me, think fishing is a wasted pastime unless you are actually catching fish! This poem more or less expresses how I feel at the end of the day if I go fishing.

Fish For Dinner

Lazing on the river bank

Sipping beer beneath a tree.

Fishing rod wedged in a rock,

I'm relaxed and worry free.

Suddenly the line goes taut,

A fish takes up the fight.

I jump up quick to grab the rod (and spill my beer)

Damn, ...*#%#* ..beans again tonight!

Fishy Jokes (sorry)

Why didn’t the prawn share his toys?

He was a little shellfish


What fish is a serial killer?

Jack the Kipper


What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

Dam!


What are the fastest fish in the river?

The motorpike and side-carp


There was a big fight at the seafood restaurant.

Three fish got battered


What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits


Why do fish like worms?

Because they’re hooked on them


What’s the King of Russia’s favourite fish?

Tsardines


What fish can write books?

Salmon Rushdie


What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!


What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can’t refuse?

The Codfather


After catching a speeder…

Policeman: “I’m sorry sir but do you know how fast you were going?!”

Speeder: “I was going the same speed as everyone else!”

Policeman: “Ever go fishing?”

Man: “Yeah…”

Policeman: “Ever catch ALL the fish?”


Where did Noah keep his fish?

A multi-storey carp ark

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    • Jodah profile imageAUTHOR

      John Hansen 

      2 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Thank you, whonu. Yes, a laugh is good for us all.

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      whonunuwho 

      2 years ago from United States

      Jodah the whole hub sounds a little fishy to me. Thanks for the humor my friend. We could all stand a little fun-read now and again.whonu

    • Jodah profile imageAUTHOR

      John Hansen 

      2 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Yes Shyron, just for the halibut..love that too. Thanks for reading. blessings.

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      Shyron E Shenko 

      2 years ago from Texas

      I love it, I love it, I love it, guess you might say I really love it. I think you wrote this just for the Halibut and I fell for it "Hook Line and Sinker"

      Blessings my friend.

    • Jodah profile imageAUTHOR

      John Hansen 

      4 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Haha Jamie, me too mostly. Thanks for reading.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      4 years ago from Reno NV

      This sounds like every fishing trip I have ever been on. Jamie

    • Jodah profile imageAUTHOR

      John Hansen 

      4 years ago from Queensland Australia

      haha Audrey, nope I hate them. Thanks for reading.

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      Audrey Howitt 

      4 years ago from California

      Aww--hope you like beans! Clever write John!

    • Jodah profile imageAUTHOR

      John Hansen 

      4 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Thank you so much Audrey.

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      Audrey Hunt 

      4 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Very clever and the photo is just great!

    • Jodah profile imageAUTHOR

      John Hansen 

      5 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Haha what combo Wayne....beer and fish, or beer and beans?

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      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Hey, sounds like a great combo to me! :)

    • Jodah profile imageAUTHOR

      John Hansen 

      5 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Thank you Mary, glad it brought a smile.

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      Mary McShane 

      5 years ago from Fort Lauderdale, Florida

      lol very cute and humorful. :)

    • Jodah profile imageAUTHOR

      John Hansen 

      5 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Thanks Linda, would love to be fishing and enjoying a cold one with you. Yes had to settle for beans with weenies unfortunately. You have a great weekend too.

      True Mel,

      Always need a good excuse to drink a few more beers. Thanks for your comments.

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      Mel Carriere 

      5 years ago from San Diego California

      You might have missed the fish, but at least you had a good excuse to drink some beer. Great hub!

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      Linda Rogers 

      5 years ago from Minnesota

      I love this Jodah! I was there fishing with you and enjoying a cold one. Hopefully you had beans with wienies when you got home. At least that way you'd get a little protein. LOL Have a great weekend!

    • Jodah profile imageAUTHOR

      John Hansen 

      5 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Thanks Laurie, just a new thing I'm trying for fun....it's number 3 in a series.

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      Rayne123 

      5 years ago

      That's a cute simple short poem, with a little humour.

    • Jodah profile imageAUTHOR

      John Hansen 

      5 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Thank you Flourish. I'll admit, fishing's not my forte.

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      FlourishAnyway 

      5 years ago from USA

      That sure is the breaks, isn't it? Cute poem.

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