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Monica Lewinsky strikes again- Satire poetry
The GOP is running scared and Trump has 'em' desperately looking for a smoke screen haze.
Oh Monica Lewinsky, funny how you show up at the most opportunistic time
You slither out from underneath a decaying rock attempting to hurt Hillary once more with your sticky, milky slime
You talk about your new direction of helping teens whose been bullied. You spoke of one recently who committed suicide
You also spoke of how wonderful it is that two women are running for president which brought to mind the fact who you'll be voting for. While mulling this over I laughed so loud I literally cried.
I read you were paid millions when you were sent to the white house to seduce our president Billy
And here you are again hoping to hurt my gal Hillary
This time your seducing charm will not work as it did before
Hillary is a woman who'll bite your ass as she tosses you out the white house door
The Grand Old Party must have paid you a handsome sum?
To come out of hiding and appear on ' Good Morning America ' whom I'm sure thought you were nothing but scum
I expect to see more of you in the foreseeable days
The right-wing is running scared and Trump has 'em' desperately looking for a smoke screen haze.
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Is that what happened? She was put there to bring Clinton down? Maybe you're right. So much for politics; it's not the people that count but the power, eh?
Great poem, Ruby.
Ann
I'm reminded of the "bad penny" saying our my youth. Toss it away and it keeps returning. Lewinsky's fifteen minutes of fame (or shame) has lasted quite a bit longer, hasn't it? She's made quite a good living from her act of indiscretion and I find that more reprehensible than the original act. :)
Brilliant read. I hope she doesn't get her wikid way too. (no Typo)
Hilary is a very strong woman. Back then, that was a lot to go through. I would have loved to rate this, but the buttons are still playing hide and seek.
Happy October, Ruby. :-)
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Hello Ann. Who knows if what you read is true or not, but I have a feeling she's making some kind of move. The GOP will do anything to regain the white house, and my opinion is Monica will do anything for a dollar. Thank you for coming to read my rant.
Love your rant and the fact that you tackle any issue, dear Ruby.
Monica is silly and so is this 'tactic'...
Love you, mar
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Bill they say some people will do anything for money. They are incapable of shame. It is evident why she is now making an appearance. Thank you for voicing your wise comment.
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Hello Elena. Hilary did indeed go through some rough days when this all took place. She stood by him and now he's beginning to speak out for her. I think we'll see much more of him as time goes by. Thank you. I miss the buttons too..
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Hello Mar. I guess I'm a political junkie? ( That's what my son calls me. ) lol. When I see clearly what the GOP is attempting to do I must voice my opinion and I do that by putting my anger on paper. Their ' tactic ' will backfire hopefully. Thank you for valued input. I love you too.
What nasty business. I shoot for respecting all people. And then I shoot for letting people move on from their past. I have met some whores that seemed like they were ok with admitting what they were. This gal just seems like she prostitutes herself, is in denial, can't move on from the past, and lacks any quality of repentance, humility or honesty. I guess there are some folks I just can't respect.
what a crazy satire poem ... loved it
Love the poem Ruby. It is laced with vitriol, but well deserved. Monica certainly seems the type that would do "anything" for a dollar (or a million). Hopefully no one will take her seriously any more.,
You thought of a unique idea for a poem Very cleverly written.
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Hello Eric. Your comment mirrors my feelings completely. To keep repeating the same mistakes over again shows a lack of respect for self or the one you've hurt. Thank you for coming to read..
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Hello Frank. What a crazy comment. I love it! lol.
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Hello John. Our president was not blameless when Monica entered our political world but to come back and try to destroy Hilary's chance at becoming the first woman to win the white house is beyond evil. Thank you my friend.
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Hello DDE. So glad you thought this was clever. Thank you so much..
Seriously! she was paid to enter the whitehouse during Billy's reign? that's awful!!
I do hope and pray she stays out of hillary's way cause I agree she will bite her ass off..lol
I hope you can hear the applause. High five.
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Hello Ruchira. Of course there's no proof that she was paid to attempt to bring Bill down but why would she keep a dress with Bill's DNA on it for months and how did they know about the dress? And yes, her ass would be in dire need of stitches. lol..
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Hello Mike. I hear some applause and probably some loud Boos. I'm thankful for the applause and the Boos don't bother me. You made my day with your high five. Thank you..
Hi there Miss Ruby! OH, OUCH! I can't help but think that Monica felt that spanking! Remind me not to piss you off! LOL......Good poem, girl.
I had pretty much forgotten all about Monica. Guess she wants us to remember her! LOL
Have a great week-end, Ruby.
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Hello Paula. Hee. You are so funny. You make me laugh, which I needed after writing this rant. I believe Monica's life goal is to bring the Clintons down to her level. I'm surprised she's not an actress, she's good. Thanks for coming by. You have a great week-end too..
I thought that she had realised that she lost her Soul. Temptations, temptations ...
Don't look at TV any more. Life can be too sad. Still, I love America! You, too, my Sweet. Remain happy.
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Hello Manatita. You are right. TV can make one feel unhappy, esp. when you know her history in politics here in America. I'm glad that you love America. I love you too my dear poet friend. Thank you much...
I know nothing about American politics, but I like your style of telling it as you see it!
Monica WHO? Isn't she running for something? Or is it after something?
Ye gods, has she popped up her ugly head again? they must really be 'scraping the barrel' as we say over here! lol!
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Hello Nadine. Politics in America can be confusing if living in another country. I'm glad you like my take on this. Thank you..
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Hello drbj. I expect her to be running for office soon. Hee. Thank you for your fun comment..
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Hello Nell. Scraping the barrel is a perfect metaphor for politics here in the USA right now. I'll be glad when it's over. Thank you..
DO NOT MAKE MY FRIEND RUBY MAD ! Lol. Nice one , I'm so sick of these names , you ?
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Hello Ed. HaHa. Thanks for the laugh. I'm sick of it all too!
What a poignant piece of writing. I personally have been taken down by the republican power, something that you depict here so honestly and accurately. That you could put it in a a poem is just a significant idea! I don't think that people really understand there are no boundaries, no rules- only power lust. My road is hard, too, but not public like Hillary, whose intentions, I believe, are outside the lust for power.
topic of the day
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Hello B Brion. I guess you can see I was more than a little ticked off when I wrote this piece. Her name brings bad memories of the 90's and I feel she's up to old tricks again. I really don't believe her goal is power. I do believe she will make a good president. Thank you for a valued comment..
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Hello sujaya. Yes, the day she appeared on GMA she was the topic of the day..Thank you...
So sorry I'm late, my friend, but have been away from the Hub for a few weeks. So Monica has surfaced, yet again, making money from her recklessness and infamous lack of dignity and self-respect. "and Trump has 'em' desperately looking for a smoke screen haze." Excellent poem, Ruby...you are a woman of passion, humanity and conviction. You go girl! :-)
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Hello Genna. Please forgive me for being soo late. I was really burned out and needed to get away for awhile. I went to see my son in Ark. and feeling better. I'm glad you liked this piece. Stay tuned I bet there's more to come. Hee.
Hi Ruby. Tip Top. A great observation of our times. We certainly know who's side you are fighting on. Well done.
Graham.
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Hello Graham. I can't hide the fact that I will vote for Hillary. We hold much of the same values. Thank you for a well done comment. Good to see you.
Ruby, Ruby, how did I miss this gem?
I think you know how I feel about the Monica whim
When she seduced our man Bill
And tried to take his away from Hill
With Ken Starr paying her bill
But look where Starr is today
No longer president of the university
Because he does not believe in consensual sex
And the rapist he tries to protect
That is how he got in the sack
Oops, I mean sacked
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Love this one Ruby my gem of a friend
Blessings and hugs
Good old Bill is in the clear nothing was his fault. What a joke that Monica is the only one that's being blamed.
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Hello Shyron. I had a feeling you felt the same way as I do about Monica. I watched as she appeared on GMA and it brought back the horror of the crooked politics of the 90's. So many who judged President Clinton are behind bars or should be. Dennis Hastert a pedophile! yet he was the one who yelled impeach the loudest. And Ken Starr is looking for a job. I do believe in Karma and they're feeling it. Thanks for coming by. I am always happy when you leave your poetry. Hugs...
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Hello Mekj, nice to meet you. All comments are welcome on my hubs. I firmly disagree but this is America and we still have free speech. Take care.
@ Mekj, if someone is sent to frame you, do you blame yourself? Everyone needs to pay close attention to what is going on today, evil people have been looking for anything they can twist into something against Hillary, and the gullible believe it! Do a little bit of research instead of believing the people who are pointing fingers. Look at their hands when they point and you will see three fingers pointing at the real liars.
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Amen!!!!!!! Preach on sister......
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