I never did put much stock in evolution. if I did I would have had a house full of monkeys, freed by my own hand from the local Zoo, just in case any of them were long lost distant relatives, I took a bloody nose in the seventh grade from my science teacher, he told us we were all evolved from apes. I raised my hand and said, maybe your ancestors were evolved from monkeys, but mine weren't. He took offence and in a very ape-like way, backhanded my nose. then it was off to the boys room, with me in tow his voice full of apology, as we paper toweled my martyrdom to creationism. I monkeyed around a lot when I was a kid, climbed scores of trees, and probably ate at least 72 pounds of bananas, but my only contact with primates was Magilla Gorilla every saturday morning on cartoons. Besides if Adam And Eve were monkeys they would have had a heck of a lot more kids then two. I personally think the monkeys and apes would find it a bit insulting to be lumped together with man, what with our propensity to be so violent and untribelike, Although I always did see a true resembelance to a furrowed monkeys brow, whenever George W Bush got up to speak. So who knows? maybe some segment of our society, actually was descended from apes, I say stop desecrating the graves of two million year old prehistorians, let them rest in pieces, poor Lucy's been handled more then Bill Clinton's little black book. We need to start examining what's inside our own skulls and become more like the monkeys, tribelike and caring for each other right down to picking the fleas of of our homeless with some good medical help and a place to stay that's not a box or a cage.
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