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My Apologies (A Poem)

Updated on February 16, 2012
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I’m sorry I took out the trash

After I threw away your shoes.


I’m sorry I made you coffee

And topped it with lime juice.


I’m sorry I made the bed so neatly

After filling it with nails.


I’m sorry I filled your bath

After putting holes in the pails.


I’m sorry I cleaned the house

And left oil on the stairs.


I’m sorry I sorted the laundry

While putting holes in your exercise gears.


I’m sorry I balanced your budget

(I included all my bills.)


I’m sorry I cleaned the bathroom

While switching all your pills.


I’m sorry for cleaning your laptop

(I deleted the backups too.)


I’m sorry I went shopping

Then switched the toothpaste for glue.


Aren’t you sorry

For making me sorry?

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    • Loi-Renee profile imageAUTHOR

      Loi-Renee 

      6 years ago from Jamaica

      I couldn't help laughing out loud when I read your comment cleaner3. Its actually about a costumer who was harassing me at work, but at least you get it.

      Thanks for stopping by. I'll see you around.

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      cleaner3 

      6 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

      very cool poetry. your meaning are somthing to think about with your spouse and how you treat each other. love the end.!!!!

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      daneika 

      6 years ago

      thats a good one loi, thanks for the insight, wonderful use of sarcasm, my eyes are twinkling now, "aren't u sorry for making me sorry lol?"

    • Loi-Renee profile imageAUTHOR

      Loi-Renee 

      7 years ago from Jamaica

      Thank you homesteadbound. I guess your husband will be watching his Ps and Qs today.

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      Cindy Murdoch 

      7 years ago from Texas

      This was so funny! I read it to my husband and ended it with, "Now, don't make me sorry!" He said okay and made a quick retreat. This was a great one to start out my hubbing adventure for the day, but it will be hard to find something to top it!

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      ek ellis 

      7 years ago

      Wow I wouldn't want to get on your bad side :) great poem I adore the humor.

    • Loi-Renee profile imageAUTHOR

      Loi-Renee 

      7 years ago from Jamaica

      Thank you lavender3957.

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      lavender3957 

      7 years ago

      This was totally awesome. Could not of laughed any harder. very funny.

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