My Talented Wife

she can burp her ABC's
and toot her 123's
she can wriggle her ears
and she has no fears
she can flare her nose
and pinch with her toes
she can dance and sing
and oh, what a tune she can bring
she's also very tough
and likes to play a little rough
but it's all in good fun
and I've only just begun
she can make you laugh out loud
and be the center of a crowd
she loves to take care of people
and is always very peaceful
she has a big heart
and can create beautiful art
she has perfect common sense
and is hardly ever on defense
she is now a mother
and a wonderful lover
she has many talents
and gives thoughtful guidance
I am glad she is in my life
my beautiful and talented wife