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The Classic British Red Telephone Box : A National Charity Appeal for the K6 Jubilee.

Updated on May 17, 2022
(Mike Cattel at Flickr : Creative Commons)
(Mike Cattel at Flickr : Creative Commons)

This week has been specially nominated as 'Red Telephone Box Awareness Week' when we are asked to spare a thought and a few coppers for the oft-forgotten K6 Red Telephone Box.

As a celebrity K6 myself having had a long and distinguished career in show business I feel compelled to help those less fortunate than myself.

As you may be aware my career in film and TV stretched back as far as 'The Ipcress File' with Michael Caine and has also included many years on 'Coronation Street' as well as episodes of 'The Sweeney' and 'Minder'.

Of course my most famous role was in Bill Forsyth's 'Local Hero' where I was originally cast as an extra in the film, standing around an awful lot as extras usually do.

On the set of 'Local Hero'
On the set of 'Local Hero' | Source

However my part got played up more than I expected and I actually got a star billing, not to mention appearing on all the publicity posters everywhere. Although they did use a stunt double for the 'Aurora Borealis' scene

As there were drunken actors involved and BT wouldn't guarantee the insurance it was considered too risky. Peter Reigert had to be stopped having a pee inside the stuntbox. He didn't understand the expression 'Give us a tinkle'.

Nevertheless it opened up a lot of opportunities for me especially when they started phasing out the old phone boxes and we became quite a rarity. I got many invites to appear at village fĂȘtes and church bazaars.

Little smiling children would queue to get their pictures taken trying to kick the crap out of the windows. Luckily I was pre-warned and had them glazed throughout in 4mm toughened glass.

I became so well-known that comedian Vic Reeves attended an audition for 'Celebrity Stars in Your Eyes' and proclaimed

"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be a K6 Red Jubilee Telephone Box and I would like to dedicate my performance to the designer himself, Sir Giles Gilbert Scott, God Bless Him!"

Of course he sang that old Abba classic 'Ring!,Ring!" and glided gracefully across the audition room with hand cast glazing frames resplendent in the light and exquisite brass tapered pins sparkling for the occasion.

Sadly, it was not to be as they felt his performance was too avant-garde and the stage probably wouldn't have taken the weight. Turns out that series was won by an extra from Dr Who, so maybe two phone boxes was asking too much.

The queue outside the dole office
The queue outside the dole office | Source

Nowadays I'm reduced to the odd brief appearance on Candid Camera type shows as well as Youtube and it's ilk. You can imagine people's faces when they turn around and notice the phone box that was there 5 minutes ago has suddenly disappeared.

How much fun can a public utility asset have.

Anyway, at least I never have need of a mobile as I can use my restored Bakelite telephone, if I have enough cash for the coinbox.

However, as I have been saying this is a charity appeal for some desperate souls who are living on the poverty line in dire straits even today in the 21st Century. As we know these poor maltreated individuals were absolutely decimated in the infamous ethnic cleansing of B.T. in Thatcher years of the early 80's.

K6's forced to sleep rough
K6's forced to sleep rough | Source

Thousands were put out of work in our communities and thrown on the scrapheap. They were cruelly replaced by much cheaper models of inferior design and lack of experience.

Many K6's were left to fend for themselves and hundreds could be seen standing forlornly on street corners begging for some spare cash for their slot meters. Scores of these poor boxes could be seen roaming the countryside in a vain search for gainful employment.

So please give generously and help our 'Red Box' Appeal to provide hope and succour to this once revered icon.

Call us now, preferably from a K6 Red Jubilee Telephone Box on:

0845 6512 632599

Anything you give no matter how small, no matter how miserly and insignificant will be appreciated. And if you meet a K6 begging on the street please have a heart, be not judgmental and thank your lucky stars that you are not living on the streets.

Give some cash, and remember that some of our older models accept shillings and half-pennies as their coin boxes were never decimalised.

In fact if you have ever been in that terrible predicament yourself you may have taken refuge in the comfort and protection of these gentlemen of the street, or gratefully relieved yourself in a moment of discomfort.

Thank you for your attention, we await your call.

Please give generously

(Gene Hunt at Flickr : Creative Commons)
(Gene Hunt at Flickr : Creative Commons)

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