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"No Sirree" Rhymes!
1Twinkle Twinkle Shooting Star
Twinkle twinkle shooting star
I wonder how, where, why and what you are.
Up above the world so high
But like a dummy such was I.
My astronomy is lacking to be honest,
Because that shooting star was a deadly comet
2Mary had a little Sam
Mary had a little Sam whose fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went Sam was sure to go
He followed her every day, which really wasn’t cool
She said “get lost” and called the cops, what a giant tool! (fool)
I’m sorry for the trick I played, but Sam did wear lamb’s wool.
There really was no other way, to make this believable!
3Hush little baby don’t say a word
Hush, little baby, don't say a word.
Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird
If that mockingbird won’t sing,
You’re not entitled to every thing!
Our love for you will never pass
You still don’t get all that you ask!
Cos if we did we’d soon go broke,
And we’d have to live out on the road
It’s time for you to be grateful.
Enough of all this marketing bull!
Things won’t work the way that you wanna
A lesson you’ll learn as you get older
And if our dog named Rover won’t bark
We’ll all be glad when it gets dark!
If you can get these lessons down,
You’ll still be the sweetest baby in town!