North Side Of A Horse
I awoke, my head throbbin’
And remembered, Oh Lord
I had been drinkin’
I wanted more sleep
But was aware something was wrong
When I pulled the sheet up to my neck
And realized they were panties
Oh God, what was I thinkin’
I turned to look and sure enough
Laying by my side, on her elbows winkin'
With a red puckered mouth,
She looked just like
The north side of a horse going south
Even her tangled mane
Swished flies from her face
I attempted to flee
But my arm was caught ‘neath her
Escape was futile so I bellowed a scream
And woke myself realizing
It was only a dream
I was awash in relief but then felt something stir
So I moaned, oh no, and my heart was a shrinkin’
But to my surprise, up popped the most beautiful gal
Who took one look at me and moaned
Oh Lord, what was I thinkin’