Ode to the Toilet

Hello again, Audrey,

I am not going to make a pest of myself. I promise.

One more comment: Great job and wonderful writing.

One more question: What is it you do that gives you so many people who comment?

Sincerely,

Kenneth

When I read this to Hubby

he said that is great

I can really relate

And I feel even better after the flush

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I love this, you are genius

Wow!

Great job. Very decisive.

Keep up the great poetry as much as you want!

This is a wonderful way to provide an explanation to the wife about why I take so long in the can. It's the most free, I think, I can be. :) Nicely done.

Spot on....love this....you just have a knack!!!! Angels are on the way once again to you

Shared ps

LOL! I love it! Ode to a toilet! well who would have thought?

Audrey,

So needed this laugh.

Thank You! Big Smiles!

Kim

Ha! This is hilarious. Thank you for starting my day with a laugh. : )

Ha Ha! Audrey, you are so talented!

The toilet is an important fixture in the household and it deserves a shout-out too. Well done! :)

LOL! What a beautiful funny ode to the toilet. I enjoyed reading it. Thanks. Shared.

A fantastic piece about one of my favourite places, great to read, thanks!

When my children were small, I remember dreaming of the day when I could sit on the throne all alone!

I enjoyed reading your ode to the toilet!

Funny stuff. You slide between poems of languishing love and then riotous laughter effortlessly.

Great stuff Audrey! This is a tribute to the best moment in the day. Voted up, and henceforth a committed fan of your futures.

Ha ha ha! very funny. I love silly poems and this one rhymes and has clever wording. nice sharing!

very very good

LOL! Who can pass up a title like that when it comes through the news feed? Thanks so much for the laugh!

Leave it to you to find poetry even for the "throne." Love it and laughed uncontrollably.

Audrey,

Happy Birthday!!!

I laughed and chuckled. We all know we go. Just when we don't exactly know. Have a great night.

This definitely had me laughing Audrey! I think that we can all relate to being princesses or princes on that particular throne. Ha!

Funny poem abt the toilet

I do some of my best work while sitting on the throne. :) Thanks Audrey - your talents are endless.

Sure made me smile, Audrey. :)

This was so clever...and so true! I'm off to do some "groaning" of my own! You've inspired me!

Haha! I love it! Quite the creative idea for a poem. ;)

Who can resist anything entitled Ode to the Toilet? Thanks for sharing this awesome poem.

Charming. Definitely an unexpected topic proving you can find poetry anywhere.

Beautiful! :). You have a soft smooth flow with the words. Brilliantly composed. Thank you for sharing :)

LOL! Great poem. Yes the commode is the place to be and to write poetry. You're ode to the commode is wonderful and such a fitting throne for a princess!

I got a great laugh from this poem! Thanks for sharing. :)

I am flush with............ah, never mind, you are adorable, Audrey!

What a Midas Touch and with such an unbelievable wonderful craft ! You are a poet who makes dust shine like Gold ! To everybody, something is ordinary till s/ he doesn't read your words about it. Enjoyed reading this remarkable poem and voted up.

Certainly poetry unlike the rest but still we see it is the best!

Whatever you put your hand to comes out great! What fun to read and crafted to perfection.

Voted up, funny, awesome, interesting and shared.

Audrey, only you could have written an ode to the toilet, and do it with such panache. Funny and classy.

I think this is the best toilet poem I've ever read! Voted beautiful.

Very very funny Audrey. I have found myself writing on similar topics as of late. Thank you for your poetry and I hope you are well. Jamie

I applaud you Audrey. You and only you have the talent to even make an ode to the toilet wonderful. Super.

Haha...it is funny :)

A fine tribute to the commode! Love it!