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Oh Yes, In My Perfect World...

Updated on January 12, 2012


In my perfect world…


★Weather would change with how I am feeling upon waking in the morning.

⋆ sometimes you pray for sun and some days you wish for rain.


★Potato chip and candy bags would auto replenish.

⋆ just when you think there are no more M&M's *poof* the bag starts to refill from the bottom.


★If need be, one could request for a couple more hours in the day.

⋆ sometimes 24 hours is just not enough…especially in the summertime.


★Loved ones that have passed on, could still keep in touch by snail mail.

⋆ Not only could they send us mail, but we could send letters to keep them up to date on life's happenings.


★Overall health can be improved by eating pizza and junk food.

⋆ 10 french fries should be taken every morning because they contain valuable vitamins and minerals.


★Magazines and newspapers would have a button on the last page that could be pressed signifying that one is finished reading.

⋆the magazine or newspaper would then fold itself up many times with the end result being the size of an aspirin. One would then consume the material for future reference.


★Whenever I get sleepy, I could nap wherever I happen to be.

⋆Every job would have a recliner or cot available to all associates and sleep time would be deducted from a special 40 hours per year sleep benefit.

⋆All roads would have a shoulder of parking spaces where one could pull into for a quick nap.


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      Lisa 5 years ago from Tennessee

      Michael, that's so sweet! It's early and I'm already having a bad day, so this really makes me smile. I so needed this right now! Thank you!

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      cleaner3 5 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

      In a perfect world, I could meet you when we were both 17 and we would have lunch in the grass, next to a lake, with ducks swimming by and birds flying over in a blue sky above and I would watch you paint your fingernails and we would write poetry to one another and you would tell me stories of when you were a child Then it would start snowing and we would catch snowflakes on our tongue..... Never mind.I forgot there is no such thing, but we can dream.

      Much Love

      Michael

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      Lisa 5 years ago from Tennessee

      Jackie Lynnley: Thanks!

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      Jackie Lynnley 5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      That's neat, good wishes. Welcome to hubs!

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      Lisa 5 years ago from Tennessee

      mljdgulley354: Haha! How could I miss such an important part?!? Of course they wouldn't make us gain weight! Thanks!

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      mljdgulley354 5 years ago

      Yes in a perfect world those potatoe chips and m&ms wouldn't make us gain weight. I like your poem