Oh Yes, In My Perfect World...
In my perfect world…
★Weather would change with how I am feeling upon waking in the morning.
⋆ sometimes you pray for sun and some days you wish for rain.
★Potato chip and candy bags would auto replenish.
⋆ just when you think there are no more M&M's *poof* the bag starts to refill from the bottom.
★If need be, one could request for a couple more hours in the day.
⋆ sometimes 24 hours is just not enough…especially in the summertime.
★Loved ones that have passed on, could still keep in touch by snail mail.
⋆ Not only could they send us mail, but we could send letters to keep them up to date on life's happenings.
★Overall health can be improved by eating pizza and junk food.
⋆ 10 french fries should be taken every morning because they contain valuable vitamins and minerals.
★Magazines and newspapers would have a button on the last page that could be pressed signifying that one is finished reading.
⋆the magazine or newspaper would then fold itself up many times with the end result being the size of an aspirin. One would then consume the material for future reference.
★Whenever I get sleepy, I could nap wherever I happen to be.
⋆Every job would have a recliner or cot available to all associates and sleep time would be deducted from a special 40 hours per year sleep benefit.
⋆All roads would have a shoulder of parking spaces where one could pull into for a quick nap.