Oh Yes, In My Perfect World...

In my perfect world…

★Weather would change with how I am feeling upon waking in the morning.

⋆ sometimes you pray for sun and some days you wish for rain.

★Potato chip and candy bags would auto replenish.

⋆ just when you think there are no more M&M's *poof* the bag starts to refill from the bottom.

★If need be, one could request for a couple more hours in the day.

⋆ sometimes 24 hours is just not enough…especially in the summertime.

★Loved ones that have passed on, could still keep in touch by snail mail.

⋆ Not only could they send us mail, but we could send letters to keep them up to date on life's happenings.

★Overall health can be improved by eating pizza and junk food.

⋆ 10 french fries should be taken every morning because they contain valuable vitamins and minerals.

★Magazines and newspapers would have a button on the last page that could be pressed signifying that one is finished reading.

⋆the magazine or newspaper would then fold itself up many times with the end result being the size of an aspirin. One would then consume the material for future reference.

★Whenever I get sleepy, I could nap wherever I happen to be.

⋆Every job would have a recliner or cot available to all associates and sleep time would be deducted from a special 40 hours per year sleep benefit.

⋆All roads would have a shoulder of parking spaces where one could pull into for a quick nap.