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One Way To Improve A Marriage (limerick)

Updated on July 11, 2013

We no more take trouble to bed

And now we are happily wed

Our Joy we have grown

Once this truth was known

And mom sleeps in own bed instead


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      Shannon Henry 

      4 months ago from Texas

      LOL!!! What more is there to say? Good one.

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      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      Nice!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I loved the last sentence.

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      peachy 

      5 years ago from Home Sweet Home

      LOL! A good one my friend. When I read the last phrase, I burst into laughter that shocked my kids. You sure are really good at this . Voted up and funny

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Sounds like a plan when all is said,

      Unless mom owns the home and the bed.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one.

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Laughing hard over this one...it is about time she moved to her OWN bed!!! A great chuckle to begin my day. Angels are on the way ps

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      hehehe free to hog the bed! I have heard that is has truly helped some marriage, but then it would feel like just roommates.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Sleeping single in a double bed lalalaldada

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      Devika Primić 

      5 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Separate beds can be a great idea if you still love each other

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Great fun read my friend !

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      rose-the planner 

      5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

      Hmmmmmmm............separate beds, I don't think so, lol! You're too funny. Thanks for sharing. (Voted Up) -Rose

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      For some marriages that is the only solution that makes sense. :)

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      I'd say that's a little too close for comfort!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Funny one.

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      Romeos Quill 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Lol! Nice one, Mhatter99.

      R.Q.

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      RealityTalk 

      5 years ago from Planet Earth

      There is more room to stretch out if we sleep in separate beds, but we would miss the warm body nearby. Even is she makes occasional noises and I snore too loud. LOL.

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      Sunny River 

      5 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

      LOL! That does seem like it would be a helpful thing. :P

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Oh my goodness, this must be the secret to many happy marriages; you know how many people I know sleep in different rooms? lol... you're so funny!

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