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Ooops Excuse Me

Updated on May 22, 2013

Yes i Know

It happpens what can I say

A puff of air

An odd noise

We have all been there

There is no denying it

It is not something we are proud of

But I will admit quietly almost secretly

Yes it was me

Ashamed definitely

Quickly I will put it out of my mind

I will talk fast and change the subject

What else can I do

Take a bow or say was it you?

As I move quickly in any direction but here and I suggest you should too


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    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      5 years ago

      FlourishAnyway Don't worry their finger is pointing in my direction.I just hope the wind is blowing and soon my troubles will go away.(lol)I love splitting my day up with humor.Nice comic relief.Thanx so much for reading and sharing lifes awkward moments.Have a great night.

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      5 years ago from USA

      This is cute. It wasn't me!

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      5 years ago

      travmaj Sometimes you have no control.It's the beans that made me do it.(lol)I had a friend who would say You son of a gun...She and I both knew what she was talking about and no actual words were ever mentioned.Thanx again for reading and having fun.

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      5 years ago from australia

      This really made me smile - you said it so well - talk about being on the spot - on my, very few people could not relate. (although I have been accused when truly - it wasn't me LOL)

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      DREAM ON 

      5 years ago

      Gypsy Rose Lee Life is filled with awkward moments we all live through.Thanx for reading and sharing.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Been there before very frustrating. You move one way and the person you bumped into moves the same way. lol

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      5 years ago

      Nellieanna I will write anything for a smile.May your day be carefree and healthy.Thanx so much for reading.

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      Nellieanna Hay 

      5 years ago from TEXAS

      Tee hee. That would strike almost anyone's chord of recognition! ;-) Very clever and well-composed, Dream On!!

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      5 years ago

      kidscrafts Sometimes I hit the nail on the head.Other times I scratch the surface.Then again there are times I dig deep into the unknown.Sparklea I knew friends who would announce it as if it was an accomplishment.They were brought up it was better to let it go than hold it in.They looked at it like a sneeze.DDE We are all human and our body functions for a reason.ladydeonne A touchy subject where if we handle it with care it can be something we just dismiss or at least understand instead of fear.Ghaelach I remember the old saying the one who smelt it dealt it.So you moved fast and hoped it would disappear in thin air.Not so lucky sometimes when it would just linger and like a cloud on a rainy day.Darrylmdavis Just one more way to start your day.Thanx to everyone who had fun and didn't run away.A good laugh makes the world feel so much better.

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      5 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Ah! Ah! This one I understood :-) You have a special way to write about all kind of subjects! Nicely done!

      Have a great day.... and I hope not to many embarrassing moments ;-)

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      5 years ago from Upstate New York

      Dream On: Voted up and funny...thank you for the big smile and for writing something we can all relate to. My husband's father and brothers will let out a blockbuster and just keep on talking as if nothing happened.

      I think women are different, I would be mortified!

      On the up side, one who is alone when it happens is the most fortunate because it IS a relief and a good sign that your body parts are working well. :) Blessings, Sparklea :)

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      Devika Primić 

      5 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Embarrassing situations happen to everyone how you choose to handle it is entirely your choice.

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      Deonne Anderson 

      5 years ago from Florence, SC

      Cute! Voted up and sharing.

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      5 years ago

      Morning Dream on.

      1st read this morning and what a nice way to start the day with a good chuckle.

      How many times has this happened, especially in a crowded bar. It just slips out, and you've got to slip away. Still, it's better to let come out from behind then to talk a load of it.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      5 years ago from Brussels, Belgium

      Thanks for the morning laugh lol!

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      5 years ago

      shanmarie Thank you for passing this along.It is one thing that has lasted all through the ages.Children burst into laughter.Adults try to cover it up.Middle aged people accept it with a grain of salt.The elderly either don't hear it or they hush it up.Inside I think they are laughing hysterically!

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      Shannon Henry 

      5 years ago from Texas

      It is most definitely the best medicine, especially in mortifyingly embarrassing situations! You have a good night as well!

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      5 years ago

      shanmarie Laughing at ourselves can be the best medicine.No one gets hurt and we created all the fun.Even if accidentally.Thanx for reading lifes most imbarresing moments.Have a good night.

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      Shannon Henry 

      5 years ago from Texas

      Thanks for the chuckle!


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