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A Free Column on Original Concepts: Chocolate Lips

Updated on April 17, 2013
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A Rare, Original Idea

Truly original ideas are rare. In the grand library of all thoughts ever held by humankind, arriving at an idea or concept that has never before been dwelt upon is a very unique occurrence.

At the beginning, when Adam and Eve were pretty much the only humans around, original thoughts occurred several times a day. But now, billions of people and gigabillions of thoughts later, coming up with something never before pondered by humanity is a rare thing.

But I think I’ve done it.

It may seem an unusual goal, but ever since I was a little girl I have wondered whether I ever had an original thought - something that I could add to the volumes of past things thought. Every time an unusual thought would occur to me, I would weigh the possibility of its originality. Most such thoughts have been discarded as having already been thought before. But my newest contender is so peculiar - so very bizarre - surely only I have wasted time wondering on it.

What if we had chocolate lips?

What if our lips - so close to our tongues - were made of creamy, delicious chocolate instead of flesh?

If humans were born with chocolate lips, you would be able to tell the strong-willed people from the weak-willed ones by those who had lips or not. In fact, perhaps society would not be divided by racial or ethnic lines, but rather by the “lipped” or “de-lipped,” with the lipped folks believing themselves to be somehow better.

Candied Lips

These candied lips are the original idea of someone else.
These candied lips are the original idea of someone else. | Source

We may, especially the still-lipped, be rather heavy, relying on Russell Stovers to keep us away from our lips. Heart attacks would be many times more common among those who could still hold a stiff upper lip.

I can imagine children hearing an oft-expressed warning from their mothers. “Don’t eat your lips!” Or, “Charles, stop sucking your lip. It will melt!”

Gossip about how lips were “lost” would abound.

“There goes John,” a lipped woman would mutter discreetly to another lipped woman. “He kept his lips until college, getting through those danger years of childhood. Then one night after an exam, he bent his elbow a little too often at a local bar - if you know what I mean.

“Well,” she would pause for dramatic effect, “at one in the morning, he got the munchies.”

“Oh my!” the other lipped woman would gasp. “What a horrible story. That just goes to show the importance of having plenty of snacks - especially chocolate - on hand at all times.”

Yes, this idea is so - well, strange - that it must be original.

I finally believe I have stumbled on my place in history. Granted, my discovery will neither further humanity nor bolster the human condition. Unlike Pasteur, Salk, Edison or Einstein, my thought won’t heal or help. It will just sort of sit there, original but useless.

I don’t mind, however. I’m a plain, normal soul, and I am satisfied just to have had an original idea - however insipid.

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  • agilitymach profile imageAUTHOR

    Kristin Kaldahl 

    6 years ago

    Thank you G Miah!! I appreciate you dropping by. :)

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    Gous Ahmed 

    6 years ago from Muslim Nation

    Wow ORIGINAL or what!!! You've made me think now!

    What an excellent original thought, and really funny too! You actually made me laugh out loud!!!

  • agilitymach profile imageAUTHOR

    Kristin Kaldahl 

    6 years ago

    Thank you for dropping by and reading my odd little hub. :)

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    Shelley Watson 

    6 years ago

    Loved this original thought, but we chocolate lovers would look so funny without our lips, I think they would have to grow back. Up, funny and interesting.

  • agilitymach profile imageAUTHOR

    Kristin Kaldahl 

    6 years ago

    Thanks Becky. It's a bit of an odd hub, to be sure. :) Yep, I'd be lipless too. I LOVE chocolate!!!

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    Becky Katz 

    6 years ago from Hereford, AZ

    This is hysterical to think about. A really original idea. I would have lost my lips long ago, as I have no will power where chocolate is concerned. hahahahaha

  • agilitymach profile imageAUTHOR

    Kristin Kaldahl 

    6 years ago

    Thank you!!! I keep waiting for someone to comment that they've thought of chocolate lips before. :)

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    Jim Higgins 

    6 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

    Quite original really! Funny and thought provoking too. Up!

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