Outrageous Wall Paint Color Names

From the whacky one that brought you Outrageous Nail Polish Color Names…I introduce you to fictional Outrageous Paint Color Names. Yes I’m at it again with this fresh coat of brain storming. So sit back and take it for what it is…fun with color.

TANS/NEUTRALS:

In Rust We Trust

Couch Spud Love

The Last Bromance

Mild on Edge

Slippery Rock Solid

Sand Shark Lovin

WHITES:

Soul Mate Date

White Out In

Triplet Shock Face

Country Clothes Line Dance

Ivory Backslap

The Safer Choice

Sterile, But True

Cotton Mouth Mother

Old House Ghost Stalker

REDS:

Missing Scarlett Letter

Ruby Numb Tongue

A Street Walkers Kiss

Tricky Hicky

Throbbing Stumped Toe

Blind Football Ref

Fell Asleep In Tanning Bed

PINKS:

Princess Pepto Pawn

Code Pink Lockdown

By The Way Pink Slip

Medium Steak Out

Pink Sand Dull Shoes

Neon Rose Unplugged

Bubble Gum Rapper

Piglet Wink

Sticky Taffy Tooth

Blushing The Passer

GREENS:

High Grass Parade

At Ease Gentlemen

That Outdated Oven

Bounty Hunter

Dated Golf Pro

Green Felt Billiard Play

Once Jaded Ivy

Aloe Can She Go

Trashy Lime Light

Swamp Gas

BLACK/DARK:

Once In A Dark, Dark Room

Gothic Corset Cuddle

Stunt Man Sunglasses

Zombie Play Dead

Devious Double Dare

Oil Spill

PURPLES:

Lilac A Lot

Cruising For A Bruising

Rejected Skinny Jeans

Sweet Master Plummer

Fly Trap Door

Hillbilly Diner

Lab Experiment Gone Wrong

BLUES:

Blue Cobalt Out Of Here

Too Blue To Cry Wolf

Stolen Smurf Smock

Blue 52 Hut

Blue Collar Leash

Royal Tummy Tuck

It's True Pregnancy Blue

Don't Hold Your Breath

ORANGES:

Splattered Orange Matter

Sun, We Have To Talk

Jolly Jail Jumpsuit

Too Bright Before Coffee

Not Toning Down

Orange You Afraid

Halloween Threw Up

YELLOWS:

Two Happy Pills

Me So Corny

Yella At A Fella

Miss Daisy Dooks A lot

Honey To Do List

Positively Your Child

Migraine Foe

BROWNS:

School Principle' s Chair

Bosses Brownie

Unfortunately, That’s Life

Dog Had A Potty Inside

Hungry Closet Moth

Mud Skipper Chipper

Dirt Cheap Freak

Shotty Work Contractor

GRAY/SILVER

For What Porpoise?

Plucked Out Hair

Sting Gray City

Too Much Ashing

No Show Groom

Loss For Words

PRIMER:

Ready Get Set Finger Paint

Blue Tape Stray Away

Under Cover Lover

Just for a few more giggles…

Room Specific Colors:

KITCHEN:

Whisk Willing To Take Off White

Who Left The Stove On Red

New Wife Doesn’t Cook Blue

Stained Apron Confessions Brown

BATHROOM:

Fresher Than Toilet White

Thats My Toothbrush Red

Dull Razor Surprise Black

BEDROOM:

Cover Stealer Blue

Snores Like A Freight Train Silver

The Kids Saw Us…Pink

LIVING ROOM/DEN:

Don’t Touch That Remote Red

Chick Flick Yellow

Man Cave Black

DINING ROOM:

Thanksgiving Battle Tan

Picky Eater Green

Pass The Salt White

Thank you for visiting and hope you enjoyed this not so serious hub.