Outrageous Wall Paint Colors: The Fluffy Second Coat

BEIGES AND NEUTRALS

Ye Olde Faithful

Playing Both Sides

Lazy Boy Stoner Recliner

Granny’s Knitty Gritty

Dimpled Boxing Box

Plain Is The New Jane

BROWNS

Mud Pie Ala Mode

See Liver Spots Run

Molar Freckle

Soiled Rotten

GRAYS

Autumn Fog Fling

Poncho Nacho

Volcanic Rash

Potters Wheel Tell

Seizure Day

BLACKS

Souless Searching Syrups

Charcoal Feet

Bed Spring Stallion

Feel Your Way

In-Sync Hole

Hooked Up In A Crypt

Running Mascara Reign

WHITES

Baby Double Dribble

Lab Coats The Throat

Afternoon Sports Streaking

My First Neck Adjustment

Milking The Cash Cow

REDS

Guest Litter Mess

Seven Year Itch

A Whole Lotta Whack

Whoopie Cushion For The Push’n

Swollen Squirrel Nuts Allergy

PINKS

Eighties Punk Bangs

Right To Be Mute Cute

Grapefruit Mother Pucker

Temporary Name Tag

YELLOWS

Country Corn Bred

Giggles In Your Pocket

A Big Hay-Low

Hand Me Downs

GREENS

Sinus Infection Connection

Palms Up

That Messed Up Smoothie

Last Pickled Car

Food Court Mishap

BLUES

Rough Housing Market

Blue Tooth Ache

Atmosphere Everything

Varicose Vain

PURPLES

Beeting Chest

Frost Bites A Little

Trolling Hair Down South

Finger Jam Jar

Violet Groupies

ORANGES

Hot Honey Moon Hides

Butter Not Squash Bugs

Rise and Shiner

Neighborhood Watch Hero Suit

No Rind Nor Reason

ROOM SPECIFIC COLORS

Bedroom:

Restless Leg Cramp Blue

Loveable Lumpy Mattress Brown

Don’t Make A Peeping Tom Look Red

Kitchen:

Granite Counter Claim Brown

Pizza Pan Gold

Red Whine Mixer

Hand That Rocks The Ladle Silver

Mudroom:

Wrinkle Me Smooth White

Static Cling Peach

Hey Wash It!

Bathroom:

Where’s My Poof Red

Oil Slip Black

Quirky Blue Bath Tub

My First Flush

Attic:

Lost You At Hello

Nick Knack Rest Home

Up the Creak

Junk In The Trunk